Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.

Thank you. Kudos to Ireland. All those flashy sigs were making my old one look drab.

 

Thats who made your sig? Nice work Ireland!

 

My sig's nice and flashy! (ahem)
I just don't see the attraction of posting a big brightly coloured picture with every post but there we go..
That post by Dela is good, but you can bet your life the people who it concerns are just going to take one quick glance at it, think "lol fag" and then carry on being little donkeyholes.

 

Yes the post by Dela showed some real "maturity" and wisdom I think.

That's funny!! I needed a laugh. NO malice intended but I never thought of it that way.....donkeyholes that is.....lol (i'm still LOL)

....gm

 

One for the New Zealanders.....


A guy with land near Auckland buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
Pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should
try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not
wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop
standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.

So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the
woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are
all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in
the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods,
bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.

"Try again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive
them out to the woods He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon
returning home, falls knackered into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out
of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

"No," she says, "but they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."

 

that post/thread needs to be a sticky

 

Sam... some sigs say something about the user. Ireland thought this a good one. I like it because I'm fond of movies with fantasy warriors. It makes a statement about something I like. Most sigs that people keep have something in them that say something about the person. Obviously you're rather fond of your PC and interested in tech development.

If I was going to do a read on Greensman, I'd say he's a perve who likes to skulk around lovers' lane on moonlit nights. LOL Forgive me GM, couldn't resist. As for aabbccdd, he likes breast taking shots of his favorite pin up girl.


Donkyhole? LOL Good one. Descriptive without being overly vulgar.

 

@ddp
You are absolutely right about getting off topic. I apologize for
joining in on the kidding around.

 

I'm getting a new addtion to my education. Is this what's supposed to be learned out behind the barn? LOL

 

TIME FOR A JOKE

REDNECK BAPTISM



Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"

"I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests."

"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"

"Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."

 

On that joke ireland to all a good night great day of reading. Chris

 

OK this is a random and silly question but its been bugging me for a while.

Anyway, I've got kind of a funny question for Ireland:

I was just wondering if you have full-"Mod" rights like all the other Mods. I would assume so and I am just guessing the "DVD X Copy" part simply means you got "promoted" to Mod during the X Copy days. If I am thinking correctly thats why your title is "DVD X Copy Moderator" instead of the "regular" Moderator title. Correct?

 

my bitch, My broken toe hurts every once awhile, almost everytime when it's cold. and it's been 3 yrs since i got out of cast. Again having trouble with money. broke as heck

 

Oh, thanks for clearing that up ddp.

 

Pop_Smith
Back in the day DVDXcopy was the big name in doing DVD backups. Then Big Brother visited on 321. For a while XCopy was one of the very few programs available. I hear the XCopy forum here at AD was big news back then and the busiest part of the forum. It still exists and Ireland is still the chief mod there. http://dvdxcopy.afterdawn.com/forum_view.cfm/92 With all the other software, there's not much interest in XCopy and it's newer derivatives. Things have quietened down over there.

 

Yeah, I remember using X Copy to make my first backup. Took just a bit of reading to get it working.

However, soon enough other "Backup" tools such as Shrink took over X Copy (both in price and in quality) and together with "Big Brother" from what I remember caused X Copy to phase out of the "backup" scene.

Anyway, no real complaints today. I am getting a buddy from work lined up with my dad's co-worker to get him pre-approved (I still get pre-approved and pre-qualified confused, pre-approved is much better. ) for a loan and then I am going to see where he wants to get a house so I can see whats available in that area and in his price range.

Hopefully things work out, I will keep everyone updated.

Peace

 

Good luck with it.

 

My bitch? I'm fat(kinda) and it's real hard to exercise. Also my hair is going white and I think I seriously messed up my tooth today(my perfect teeth too! Never had braces lol)

 

On the exercise bit, I would say simply start walking (possibly daily, or every other day) and work up slowly, over a month or so, to a nice jog/run pace. This will give your body time to adapt and won't wipe you out too badly, possibly causing you to "give up" on attempting to exercise.

Dunno about the hair bit, if your dad/grandpa had white hair around the age you are its probably genetic. Diet may play a role too but I am not sure on that.

Peace

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