Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.

Undignified Deaths

A Lake Charles, La., man was killed in August by a single gunshot, which was explained by Sheriff Tony Mancuso: "(The man and his girlfriend) were engaged in consensual sexual behavior involving a firearm when the firearm was discharged, resulting in his death." [KPLC-TV (Lake Charles), 8-2-07]

A 60-year-old female rancher was killed in August in Mitchell, Australia, when a 10-month-old male camel (recently arrived as a birthday gift for the woman) apparently mistook her for a female camel, knocked her to the ground, and lay on top of her in what one camel expert said "no doubt" was "sexual" behavior, crushing her with his 330 pounds. [CBS News-AP, 8-19-07]


In August, Tony Martinez, 54, was arrested in Perris, Calif., on several charges in connection with the death of a motorcyclist, whose body was lodged in Martinez's rear window as he drove home. [KPIX-TV (San Francisco)-AP, 8-28-07]


Verle Dills, 60, was arrested in Sioux Falls, S.D., in July after police found numerous homemade videos of Dills having sex in public with "traffic signs." [Sioux Falls Argus Leader, 8-1-07]

 

I've seen that episode (mythbusters rocks btw) and yes,it's a myth, sadly.

 

I remember that!

We had a disabled vet who had lost his left leg in combat. He was a musician who played guitar, piano and especially the organ. His house was robbed and they must have had a truck as they stole a rather large and expensive Hammond C-3. The next day, my hometown newspaper ran the story with the headline "Thief Steals Amputee's Organ"! Leave it to my dear home town!

 

Anyway, my bitch of today:

I find a website that provided what looked to be decent hosting. Its $70/year for the hosting but if you fill out some surveys and such they give it to you for free because they make more then $70 off the surveys.

Anyway, I tried uploading a shopping cart and because "Safe Mode" is enabled it won't work. I can get it enabled but only if I send the company a copy of my picture ID and a reason why it needs removed.

Even then they may not remove it and they will only send a reply by snail mail.

Peace

 

The North Carolina one is an Urban Myth, the .22 is also a myth, reported on Mythbusters and of course tried by yours truly many years ago. Cooking a .22 rimfire cartridge will only cause a loud band, the cartridge will ruptyre, but the bullet will not travel very far at all, like maybe an inch or so. The gas doesn't build up enough pressure to accelerate the bullet at all. One needs a confined space to generate velocity and pressure.

 

My bitch(es) for today:

Can't friggin find Halo 3 anywhere.

Pakistan lost the World Cup

 

good night ye all,now this is a good bitch

I'm over 60 and the Armed Forces say I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military.)



They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.



For starters:



Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.



Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. If we can't kill the enemy we'll complain them into submission. "My back hurts! I'm hungry! Where's the remote?"



An 18-year-old hasn't had a legal beer yet and you shouldn't go to war until you're at least old enough to drink. The average old guy, on the other hand, has consumed 126,000 gallons of beer, and a jaunt through the desert heat with a beer and an M-60 would do wonders for the old beer belly. (Note there are 24 hours in a day and 24 bottles in a case...another convenient way to measure time!)



An 18-year-old doesn't like to get up before 10 a.m.



Old guys always get up early to pee.



If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.



Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we like soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns.



We like them almost better than naps.



They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the Drill Sgt now, "Get down and give me ... ER ... One."


Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.



An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to carry on a conversation, and to wear pants without the top of his butt crack showing and his shorts sticking out. He's hasn't figured out that a pierced tongue catches food particles, and that a 400-watt speaker in the back seat of a Honda can rupture an eardrum, and that a baseball cap has a brim to shade eyes, not the back of his head.


These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.



Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million old farts with attitudes.



Share this with your senior friends. It's purposely in big type so you can read it.

 

Oh please! I outrun bullets for lunch.

 

@ddp,
I feel sorry for his mishap, but the point was that the .22 was inside the jaws of a vice which provided a fair amount of confinement. Personnally I recommend strongly against cooking anysort of ammo, but when one is a young teenager some things seem like a good idea at the time. We got lucky on that count more than once.

 

You mean you lost it already, or you can't find it for sale? I'd be surprised if there are any copies left in stock, you should have pre-ordered!

 

Really? Two of my local game stop's said they each had ~5 copies of the "Regular" edition in stock for the few that didn't pre-order the game.

Ask around, I am sure someones gonna have a copy they can sell you at the store.

My bitch:
I gotta find Halo 2. My sister borrowed it for school (XBox tournament) and I don't remember her bring it back. Howvever, she said she would check on it today.

The reason it sucks, I didn't beat Halo 2 (due to time and the fact that I was told how it ends) and now I wanna play it so I can watch the videos to remember what happened between Halo 2 and 3.

Peace

 

poor smithy :-(

 

Actually turned out my local Walmart had about a hundred or so! I was something like number 70 in line and I got one.

 

beat it yet?

 

I've only had an hour and half to play it, and it's not exactly easy when you're playing it on Legendary, so I haven't beat it yet. If you want to play hit me up, my gamertag is AbuZaR.

 

i have halo (original) for pc. haven't bought a console/game since my ps2 days.

 

I never liked the Halo Series or Console Gaming...Microsoft Sucks at Game Making...To Slow...Hate the Motion...No Blood...
For Me...Its all about Unreal Tournament on a PC...

 

You'd get so minced for saying that in certain forums hehe.
I don't mind the halo series, it's a well made game, but I just don't like how the game was designed, there's something I can't quite put my finger on.

 

@sam
Yea...I know..
The first Halo...Just never played smooth...Had all kinds of conflicts...Soon as I uninstalled it...Computer was fine...

Halo 2 was much better...but never played as smooth as Unreal...

I really like the feel of the Unreal Engine in games...I just wish Epic Games would get their sh!t together and get it out...Unreal 2007...Is now Unreal 3...Epic is supposed to get it out before New Years...But they were also had it scheduled for release in January 2007...Lets just say I am No Longer Holding my Breath for it...