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Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by ireland, Jul 25, 2007.

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  1. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    LOL

    I've resisted the temptation of going clubbing tonight. I knew i'd only get too hammered and end up pulling some skanky chav. Staying in and studying tonight like a right nerd..

    Married at 20.. Wow.. respect to you! And still going (strong, I hope) after 38 years later! I can't see me getting married before i'm 30 if ever. I've done the long-term relationship thing and after like nearly 3 years it got boring :-/

    LOL, you make it sound like you woke up one day and suddenly started hitting on girls! Good stuff man. ;-)

    What does homecoming stand for/ mean? we don't have any of that crap here :)

    How come?

    haha.. what's the yank term.. funbags? lollerskates

     
    Lethal_B, Sep 28, 2007
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    Yeah we call em fun bags as well. Homecoming is the dance after the last American Football game your HS plays.
     
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  3. sammorris

    sammorris Senior member

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    Whereas here, football just causes violence and riot police... :D
     
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  4. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    are you serious? only the scum teams (millwall, cardiff, hull, luton) cause trouble. i've been going to loftus road for years and those are the only teams that have caused a problem.
     
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  5. sammorris

    sammorris Senior member

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    hmm well, some teams more than others, but you always get some issues.
     
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    Speaking of..my team, coventry, just beat man united 2-0 the day before yesterday. tehe :D
     
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    Boobs, balloons (silicone), melons, soccer balls. Whatever comes to mind at the moment that is big and round. ;) Boy, look at those "balloons". She's ready for lift off.
     
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  8. sammorris

    sammorris Senior member

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    or as Krusty the clown might put it, Mugumbos!
     
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  9. Shardel

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    Ok guys a little test and no fair going back and peeking.
    What color was her hair?
    What time was it on the clock?
    When you are what you guys call built, most guys don't even know
    you have a head on your shoulders let alone a brain in it. :(
    They sure as heck don't know what time it is!
     
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  10. Auslander

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    brunette
    didn't look

    do i pass?

    *edit*
    50%...that's passing my last physics class.

    and you're pretty hard pressed to read the time on that clock...or at lest i am, here at work.

    *re-edit*
    and now i will be adding this to every post i make...
    [bold]POST IN THE CAR MODDING THREAD[/bold]
    :)
     
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    NOT peeking so accept the wrong answers with grace. :p

    hair = dark brown....brunette

    time = 9:30 or 10:30 I think......hehehe...don't know really....hahaha

    tan or cream top with navy or black pants and standing next to a SUV.....

    ...gm

    btw how did I do with my first test here Shardel??? :p
     
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  12. Auslander

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    greensman! car modding thread! now!


    i'm bored at work on a friday night! please keep me entertained so i sit here and make money! ...otherwise i'll be too broke to take the girl out. :-(
     
    Auslander, Sep 28, 2007
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  13. Shardel

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    You guys did better than I thought you might. Brunette is correct.
    She was wearing a white top and blue jeans. The clock says 9:10.
    Actually 50% is better than most guys would do.
     
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  14. Auslander

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    well, i'm happily taken; my eyes don't wander as far as they used to. :)
     
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    Brunette I remembered and of course the light colored top. I'll be honest, I missed the time, just knew it was daylight. LOL Most things were in the shade. Oooh, I know, bad one. I suspect the woman would be more comfortable with a breast reduction and look better to boot. If those are implants, they need to be smaller. There really can be too much of a good thing. I know some women who had the reduction and they say it made them feel better physically not having to carry the weight and it relieved stress on their back. Even after the surgery they were well endowed, just not overly.
     
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  16. Shardel

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    Actually-I don't mind the kidding around. God knows I've heard
    plenty of it. Haven't seen my feet since I was 8 or 9. Had an IQ
    of 189 but except for tests nobody noticed.
     
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  17. Auslander

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    ASL??? PICS NOW 4 ME PLZ!


    :p
     
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    I learned early that body type doesn't determine intelligence. With me intelligence plays a big role in a relationship. Don't get me wrong, I like looks as well. I don't think I'd go for the bombshell without brains though. I don't mind talking to myself, but I'd hate to do it all the time.
     
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  19. sammorris

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    Agreed!
     
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    I think it's 16min till two 1:44 in the afternoon. If nine the shadows would show more and there are hardly any in photo and maybe more traffic. JM2C
     
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