Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

/me is confused or otherwise just missing the joke

I *think* I get it.. Lol.

 

Most men believe the only thing that attracts women is a large
bank balance. If that is the only thing she is interested in run
don't walk to the nearest exit.
Actually the most attractive thing a man can have is a gorgeous
smile.

 

aye, complete with steel shank. toughest boots made. ^.~

i'm diggin' your engineers boots.

...black leather makes me hawt. >.>


jack, you're more of a woman than jan. XD

nope, gm. no time to relax. ...but my boots are comfy

scott, you could get drunk off the amount of booze you could drink outta my boots. >.>

jack again: stfu you! ^.~

shardel: my gf likes my smile and my eyes XD +1 for me!

 

/me is hurt.

 

aww, you know i love ya, cutie.

have a

and a
on me.

 

Wait I don't get it. I thought you had a tumor, and said I felt bad that it happened to you.

 

Cheers Aus

 

i'll say it here since we've so much up for shoes: mink oil is a god-send for leather shoes. it really revives leather.

 

Shardel wrote:

I question the accuracy of your words. I'm sure there are other large things which can attract women. So too, this isn't entirely off subject! We've been talking about shoes which, rumor has it, the size of one's shoes is directly proportioned to the size of his ... well,.... ah....bank account!

I'm so bad.

 

"Well, they'll say 'he's got big hands' and 'he's got big feet' or 'big ears' or 'he's got a big nose' and 'you know what that means'...well, damn, i hope he's packing! cuz that's one goofy-lookin' guy and that's about his only shot!"

-Jeff Foxworthy

 

i know.. but im not paul...lol

 

^^

Heh

 

Gerry1-you're bad alright.
It's just like fishing. The bait you use depends on what kind of
fish you want to catch. If it's fake you aren't going to catch
something that won't eventually get thrown back.

 

Oh the guys who wrote the song was Paul! lol I'm such a retard.

@Shardel
I'm sure what you said counts the most, but not looking like a major nerd should help shouldn't it lol.

 

First impressions are powerful, but that doesn't mean you have to
be a fashion plate. If you really can't put two things together
that work, ask your mom (ya I can hear you laughing from here). Moms
are good for more than homemade choclate cake and laundry.
Other than that: keep it clean, keep it neat, keep it simple.
Some girls really like nerds. They aren't all mud fences either.

 

Cool, but I don't want to be a fashion palate. Too much work lol. Thanks for the advice though, I guess the best people to ask are the girl, amirite?

 

I suppose it depends what side you bat for, LOL

 

abuzar1,
Spelled correctly, thank you!! lol. Girls or Women which every you prefer. I guess since you are under 20 if memory serves then Girls it is. I prefer WOMEN (a woman really) but they are much more complicated than girls at this point. hehehe. NO offense Shardel.

Anyway to some sort of point!!! You should be yourself!! I can't say that any more plainly than that. Don't be some dirty bum or an A$$hole, most women don't like that sort of thing. Shardel said it right, girls/women prefer different things in men. You just have to find the right girl for you.

....gm

 

Oh you really are a LITTLE git ain't ye?? We all know which side you bat from!!!! hehehe.

...gm