Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.

When I was in the Navy I was stationed at Great Lakes (in the winter) for recruit training. That was some of the worst winter weather I've seen. Still the only boots they allowed were the ankle boots. On base you have a dress code and the enlisted men have to dress accordingly. When moving up in the ranks and not in group formations constantly a sailor can dress a bit more independently. Of course they have higher boots for special duty, but that's not the run of the mill job. If you want those high top boots, you need to join one of the other services or a group like the Seals (and you still don't get those high top boots till you're out of boot camp lol).

Your wanting to continue school to be a doctor would entail getting accepted into OCS and attending college. Hope your grades are good. Also, you're not given the option till you prove yourself during the first enlistment period. You'd be better off finishing your education, at least college, and then join the Navy if it's still a priority.

 

+1x10^∞

 

That's what I'm doing. I'll finish college and then join the Navy and go to USUHS(Uniformed Services University of the Health Sciences) for med school.

 

Doctors in the service wear the same thing that everyone else wears where they are stationed. I wore fatigues and combat boots for 13 mo in Korea. By far the most comfortable uniform in MHO. Remember Hawkeye and Co. wore fatigues in MASH. My best friend in Korea was a Medic Sp 4 that eventually became a Doctor at the army's expense.

 

A little bit of kink to start the morning! From MSN:

A little strange, though I'm not so sure that it's a bad idea LOL! (depending on what else might have gone on!)

 

What the HELL! He SPANKED male inmates? That's just wrong.

 

Not so much anymore, I have physio on my right scapular which kind of limits how fast I can bowl and for how long. I've never been a very good batter in-game though in the nets is different, I'm just not used to batting in-game as I'm a bowler.

Seeing as I kayak quite a lot, i put enough stress on my upper body before playing cricket, lol..

Why'd you ask/How'd you know?

 

Well you said "depends what side you bat on", also I thought you were from the UK. I'm from Pakistan BTW.

 

Haha, nice analogy ;-)

No but really, I do play cricket, just not too often anymore.

And ah right, into cricket yourself then? Shame about the 20/20 cup

 

20/20 cup.. now there is something really worth a good bitch about.

The trouble is.. I enjoyed it so much that I can't think of anything to say except "we need Ben".. he always has something sport related to bitch about (Sunderland!!!!.. heheheheheh)

Random REALLY big bitch..

Why oh why is it that whenever you need to look smart (lunch with boss. whatever) you wake up late feeling like crap..and then everything goes wrong.. lose a heel running for the train, ladder tights.. get rained on and soaked.. arrive 10 minutes late looking like something the cat dragged in.. boring "all the same old stuff" menu.. no real sugar for the coffee (healthy aspartame substitute NOT!!) and all he wants to do is try and get off with you???

I lit up and got thrown out to get away from the creep...

Bloody men.. BAH!!!

 

...i play mini-golf... >.>

 

With mini clubs?

Are we talking table golf here?

 

what's table golf?

woo!

 

Lol mini golf is awesome, but table golf?

 

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I know right! I bitched about the world cup too lol. Misbah-ul-Haq is a very good player but both times he just got too excited! All he had to do was make a few more runs, and he gets out.

BTW I LOVE Cricket. I am Muslim so we are fasting these days. So on the weekends we set up floodlights at our Mosque(we made a pitch and everything, it's a pretty big place) and play from 11 to dawn.

 

BOY IS THIS THREAD DEAD..............



Questionnaire

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-boyfriend rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.

Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?
A. His body.

Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they're born?
A. To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.

Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

 

All of this ireland and we'd think you were a woman. Or are you?

 

sammorris
MY ANSWER


Why Men Are (Justifiably) Proud Of Themselves

1. We know stuff about guns
2. A 2-week trip requires only one suitcase
3. We can open all our own jars
4. We can go to the bathroom without a support group
5. We don't have to learn to spell a new last name
6. We can leave a motel bed unmade
7. We can kill our own food
8. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
9. Wedding plans take care of themselves
10. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our
friend
11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack
12. If you are 34 and single nobody notices
13. Everything on our faces stays the original color
14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough
15. We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming
16. Car mechanics tell us the truth
17. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without
thinking "He must be mad at me."
18. Same work-more pay
19. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
20. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift
21. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might
become lifelong friends
22. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
23. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors
24. We never have a "strap problem" in public
25. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes
26. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades
27. We don't have to shave below the neck
28. A few belches are expected and tolerated
29. Our belly usually hides our big hips
30. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
31. We can do our nails with a pocketknife
32. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
33. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before
Christmas and in 45 minutes

 

Nice one...