Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report

@ddp,
Sounds like one of my buddies, always complains that his cable connection is running really slow, I'll clean out his system, but what does he do? Runs right back to that same party poker or whatever site it is and downloads all the crap again. Some people will never learn nor listen to logic. His Hijack this log would be a good tutorial for anyone trying to learn about cleaning out a system.

 

Howz about a wife in a box? (In searching for that, I noticed that they now have inflatable MALE party dolls! What's the world coming to that we no longer have our double standards!)

 

What is wrong with marriage? I've been married to the same gal forever; our 3 kids are grown (son-daughter-son) and we now have 2 wonderful grandkids (from 1st son; well, daughter-in-law technically but whom we see as another daughter). Still waiting for daughter (KID#2) to bring us grandkiddies. And the other ain't married yet so hopefully he will wait a spell....

So here is the secret... shhhh! don't tell anyone....

You go find yourself a gal that....

when he says yes she says ok
when he says no she says ok
when he says maybe shes says ok

all is perfect then.

JUST KIDDING >>> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

Here is a little something I found in my inbox a little while ago. I hope it hasn't been posted before but I think it is pertinent to this thread. I think all women should be given this in the form of contract to sign, so that they can really understand the men in their life, what do you guys think?

[bold]Mens Rules List

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Blah, blah, blah....

Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Listen up!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.[/bold]

 

Well, there it is. Only 1 rule. I like that rule.

 

OMFG to many sh*t happened today at school. I need a summer break. I never been this stressed in my life!!!!!