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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by ireland, Mar 28, 2006.

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  1. antomic

    antomic Regular member

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    hi guys...
    I dont really have a bitch, so ill have to think of one.



    Oh, yes, heres one,
    I hate that I'm only a youngling. I want to be 18 so i can enjoy everything you guys enjoy (beer, sex, money)

    Until then, iv just got to wait :(
     
  2. Ripper

    Ripper Active member

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    It's 16 for sex :p lol
     
  3. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    @antomic - don't wish your life away. with age comes great responsibility, and not all of us want that much pressure every waking hour; for me, i'm good, i've had 2 of my alotted lie-ins for the month (i normally have 8 in a month - no joke, read that to mean 8 nights proper sleep, part of the reason i'm so forgetful i guess)
     
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  4. gurnard

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    i hate all kids under the age of 30
    i'm [bold]oldish[/bold] work 18+ hrs a day 7days a week 364 days of the year. so that my grown up kids can say
    DAD loan me 40 grand. i'll pay you back (ye! after i'm dead)
    they get worse the older they get

    will revise my statement above
    i hate kids regardless of their age

    (grumble..grumble.. moan..moan..grumble)
     
  5. blivetNC

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    @Gunard,
    remember when the old saying was,
    "grow old enough to be a burden on your kids"? Nowdays they just dump you in a nursing home and make you watch Jerry Springer all day until your head explodes. Still have a few years left to plot my revenge upon my beloved offspring. Ah to be 18 again and single, he he he.
     
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    Ah to be 18 again AND to never have kids!
     
  7. rihgt682

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    Not in the us
     
  8. Ripper

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    Oh right my bad. lol
     
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    oh how I would kill to be 16 again. no rent, no bills, no kids to pay for, no car to pay off, no house to clean, no washing that i have to do...the list goes on. All I had to do back then was sk8 and go to school and I managed to stuff up the school part big time.
     
  10. ireland

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    Ways To Avoid Being Sued By The RIAA
    11. Track down and hire the A-Team.
    10. Fake your own death or move to Sweden or Both.
    9. Piece together whole songs from free ringtones.
    8. Make the guy selling you the CDs sign a waiver saying that these "are for sure not pirated."
    7. Donate $1 million to the political party in power.
    6. Distract them by jingling your bright and shiny car keys.
    5. Use the Jedi Mind Trick, "These are not the pirates you're looking for."
    4. Play the erase card.
    3. Only download from work and use a co-worker's PC.
    2. Get the musicians to perform the music for you in person.
    1. Only download songs that you yourself have written.
     
  11. gerry1

    gerry1 Guest

    @antomic....Creaky's absolutely right. Cherish your youth while you have it.
     
  12. gerry1

    gerry1 Guest

    @rihgt62....sexual age of consent changes from place to place in the states. In washington DC, for example, the age of consent is in fact 16.
     
  13. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    Nude Girl Gamer Calendar Coming

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    WARNING: The following link to the Totally Nerdcore website contains content that is meant for those over the age of 18 (at least in America, we don't know what the rules are in other countries), so don't go there unless you want to see some naked girls. End warning, begin news story.

    http://www.gametab.com/news/702871/

    if this offends any one i will pull the article
     
  14. ireland

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  15. gurnard

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    hi ireland :)
    the prince of pic's returns
     
  16. LOCOENG

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    Wait, im confused. Is it 16 or 18?
    EDIT
    Hi ireland. I think i'm gonna make myself a new sig.
     
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  18. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    21 for beer
    18 for sex

    if you are getting any of the above you won't have any money.
     
  19. gerry1

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    @Antomic....the age of sexual consent in the U.S. depends on where you live. Sometimes the laws in one state can be totally different from those of another state; I know it doesn't make much sense on the surface. The "age of sexual consent" is in the news here because we have a politician who is in some trouble because of certain actions with sixteen and seventeen year old boys. While his political career is finished, they wouldn't be able to criminally prosecute sexual activity because the "age of consent" in Washington D.C. is sixteen. They're looking to see if he did things in states with a higher age of consent.

    I was surprised to read that in the states of Missouri, South Carolina and Iowa, the age of sexual consent in 14 for boys and 16 for girls. Methinks that's going to change right quick!
     
  20. regor

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    Unless you are cousins... then anything goes in Arkansas, Missouri, Tennessee, etc. Just kidding but double cousins are common in them thar parts. I know because I kin :) no I'm not a double cousin but I have met plenty; the blood lines go all aver the place.
     
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