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Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by ireland, Mar 28, 2006.

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  1. rav009

    rav009 Active member

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    ^^

    What ??
     
  2. tranquash

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    Wellcome back rav!!!

     
  3. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    rav009
    at least ye got a hot women and some one who loves ye in yellow and welcomes ye back..

    [​IMG]
     
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    Thanks for the warm welcome guys, I appreciate it & ~lmao~ ireland, cheers for the big welcome ...Its good to be back :)
     
  5. gerry1

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    @rav...Never have I seen such hooliganism from a senior; I'm shocked!
     
  6. Ripper

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    Rav! Woulad have posted my WB more promptly but was defragging my HDD LOL.
    Anyway welcome back matey!
     
  7. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    Rav - take it from me me old mucker, it's no blemish :)
     
  8. rav009

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    Thanks guys, much appreciated!

    ~LoL~ Gerry & as for this one Creaks:

    I hope not, cheers m8, tho it'll always haunt me :p..~LoL~..
     
  9. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    rav ye been born again per the creaky

    creaky quote
    Rav - take it from me me old mucker, it's no blemish :)

    [​IMG]

    p/s how cute ye look now....
     
  10. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    theres hope for ye all,in a couple of years...like 3000 years

    All men will have big willies

    BY the year 3000, the average human will be 6½ft tall, have coffee-coloured skin and live for 120 years, new research predicts.

    And the good news does not end there.

    Blokes will be chuffed to learn their willies will get bigger — and women’s boobs will become more pert.

    more here
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/1,,2006480199,00.html
     
  11. garmoon

    garmoon Regular member

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    Welcome back Rav.

    @Ireland

    And by 3000 everyone will be sterile and incontenent with no libido!
     
  12. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, Nobody

    This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

    There was an important job here at afterdawn to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

    Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

    Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

    Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

    It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
     
  13. Estuansis

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    Kinda reminds me of the mod positions. I would never do it. It would require me to be constantly scan the forums and, to be honest, I couldn't give a crap about anything but the PC hardware forum and safety valve.
     
  14. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    it turns you into a scary and very deranged person :p

    i guess most of us have our 'stomping ground' forums, i have a fair few that i frequent a few times a day, then drop in to various others less frequently
     
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    the mods wouldn't have to work as hard, though, if more of them were on regularly. i believe there's 20-something, and i've only seen 4 in the past month.
     
  16. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    ah, but you forget we never sleep :p

    i'm off work for at least 2 weeks now, so i'll be on here a lot more for a while
     
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    this then must be creaky

    You know it's time to turn your computer off and read a book when . . .

    1. A friend calls and says "How are you? Your internet connection have been busy -- for a year!!!!!"

    2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.

    3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

    4. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

    5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

    6. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

    7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

    8. Tech support calls YOU for help.

    9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."

    10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.

    11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

    12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

    13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

    14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.

    15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

    16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

    17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for a while.

    18. "Where did the time go??"

    19. You sit on AOL for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.

    20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

    21. .....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......

    22. You've gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech support.

    23. You think faster than the computer.

    24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.

    25. Being called a "newbie" is a major insult to you.

    26. You're on the phone and say BRB.

    27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.

    28. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. leave your S/N and I^ll TTYL ASAP".

    29. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.
     
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  18. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    i have a bitch,my computer was just attacked by this web site..
    www.neowin.net it attacked port 80..and was blocked
     
  19. blivetNC

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    Welcome Back Rav.
    Haven't been on much, sorta like my own mini-suspension. Glad to see you still around buddy.
     
  20. gerry1

    gerry1 Guest

    @Blivet...suspending yourself doesn't count!
     
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