Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report

I got big brass balls but it couldn't have been me since I'm not a Moderator.

 

I know I know I know, my story's are tight. I should be a writter, well here's a other one for you lovers out there.
This guys goes swimming everday at YMCA at 7am. He's 19 and never had a girlfriend. He's an averge looking guy who's in good shape(duh he swims) well anyway after he swims he watch porn (because he doesn't have girlfriend DUH) and he masterbate. Then he gets some breakfast and wash his car. Very nice car. well he gets on a car and drive to work. At work he is lazy guy who doesn't wanna do anything except get paied. Well after work he goes to swim at the YMCA. after that he goes home and sit in his computer and masterbate again.
So there is this girl who goes to YMCA at 7am to work out. So she sees this guy swimming everyday. (see though glass at YMCA) She have a thing for him. well she goes home and masterbate thinking about him. Then she eats breakfast and goes to work. At work all she does is to be with that guy. after boring day of work she goes to YMCA to see the guy swim again. After that she goes home and imagin being with him and masterbate. So the next day she wanted him to notice her. So she wear this TIGHT swimming suit and goes into swimming pool. THe guy automaticly sees her and notice her camel toe. So he walks up to her and says. wanna be my first girl friend and she goes wanna be my first boy friend? so they both make love in the locker room since no one's there at 7am at YMCA.after that they sneak out everyday at work to sleep with each other and than 3days later she moves to different state.

 

I have a new BITCH of the day! (grabbing my big brass balls) when the heck did this bitch thread become storytime?

 

gee sorry larry if you can't write like me. ha ha J/K. Fine i'll stop with storys. cough cough hater cough cough.

 

I love that story...its so...erotic.
5/5 you should be a writer.

 

I was just joking with you. I never have bitched in this thread and figured it was time to.

By the way did you ever get the girls forwarding address after she moved on ya?

 

that's quite a nerd you've got there, larry lol

 

This was my bitch over the weekend, which I didn't get to post.

First, I didn't pass the 2nd part of my Real Estate exam so I have to retake it.

Second, work sucked big time over the weekend. I had to work ~20 hours Friday and Saturday combined. This usually isn't bad but when your stuck in a concession stand for that long its hot and stuffy and smells like crap.

Then, I tried to get talk my parents into letting me get a different job and I heard the lamest thing ever from my dad. I told him I wanted a different job and told him where it was (A rock-climbing gym about 30 minutes away from my house) and he said "Thats not a real job".

I freaked out at him for a second and said "What the heck do you count as a 'real' job then? Working in a [explicative] concession stand isn't a real job and working at a gym is a heck of a lot better. If I work there (at the gym) I will at least get some exercise and a lot better pay then working where I am now."

He said something like "I could get you to be a teller at the bank, that would be a better job". Which pissed me off so I just left the house and hung out with some friends for a few hours.

Sorry for the semi-long rant, I just had to vent a bit as I had a really crappy weekend.

Peace,

Pop Smith

P.S. I love the spelling correction thing built-in to Firefox 2.0

 

oh my frickin' god. this guy is my hero. watch this. he's having a great bitching.

 

Sounds like one of my clients! Had a guy with CIA implants in his fillings a couple of weeks ago...another who never experienced stress because he could meditate to the point of levitation!

 

yeah, okay, this thread is


Gay Discoing Hitler Approved.

just to bitch a bit, i'm finding myself starting to hate electric guitars. every single person in my hall on this floor (15 rooms or so) brought a frickin' electric guitar, except me and my roomie, and they play them as loud as they can everyday--which i wouldn't mind, if it wasn't the *same tune* all the time. each sounds exactly like the next: high-pitched, distorted, mangled beats. is it so much to ask for *one* acoustic? or some drums? or some other frickin' instrument to break the monotony? christ on the cross, it's annoying.

and for some reason, people forgot how to flush toilets.

*edit*
oh yeah:

i [bold]HATE[/bold] rap. if you lived on my floor, you would to. >.<

*re-edit*
while i'm at it...

all you preachy vegetarians can bite me. i'm gonna eat meat until i die...then other things will eat my meat. the circle continues, suck a duck.

 

my second bitch in two days is..
so far the first bitch was not settled..

my optic mouse decided to go on a sunny trip to Florida..
i had to shut down to try to fix it...the optic mouse decided to stay where it was warm,

i had to install a mouse with balls..

 

wow. Mice with balls. Very masculine

 

It only would be masculine if the Mice had Brass Balls.

 

or BALLS OF STEEL!!!

 

larrylje , thats a great sig . LMAO !!!!

and Auslander i am with you, i very dislike rap lol

 

Ireland now you'll have to clean mouse balls again.LOL

Edit @gerry we do those fillings all the time.LMAO

 

Rap and mice with balls, now there's two things that really suck. Did you have to dig way down deep into the misc. box of computer junk to find that old rolly mouse? You know, past the tangled mass of cords and burnt up hard drives.

 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO YE ALL..

MAY ONLY THE PUMPKIN DUMP ALL HIS CANDY THIS WAY THAT EVERY-ONE ATE..NOT YE OR YE CHILDREN..



Hay Lethal_B hows things going in the News comments board?
was the pumpkin guy there in the last couple of days?
to say hi to ye...





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