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  1. ireland

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    YOU THINK YE GOT A BITCH,AND TO THINK YE ORDERED A PIZZA


    Human Liver, Head Accidently Delivered to Michigan Home

    CASCADE TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Two packages containing human body parts — including a liver and a partial head — that were intended for a lab were delivered to a home instead, and officials say more than two dozen similar packages could be dispersed across the United States.

    The body parts, sent from China, were mistakenly dropped off Thursday at Franck and Ludivine Larmande's home by a DHL driver who thought the bubble-wrapped items were pieces to a table.

    "My husband started to unwrap one and said, 'This is strange, it looks like a liver,"' Ludivine Larmande told The Grand Rapids Press. "He started the second one, but stopped as soon as we saw the ear.

    "Something wasn't right. It was scary, and I'm glad I didn't open them."

    The body parts — which are preserved — were for medical research, police Lt. Roger Parent said.

    "There will definitely be a shock to people if they see these things, but there is no hazard to health," Parent said.

    The sheriff's department said Saturday it did not have any additional information about the case.

    Two other packages headed to the lab broke open, scattering their contents.

    The delivery company cooperated with investigators, DHL spokesman Robert Mints said. It is investigating whether it should have shipped the body parts and how the packages were dispersed.

    "We certainly handle medical specimens, and we're trying to determine if the items shipped were permissible," Mints said. "It's not immediately clear what happened."
     
  3. ireland

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    WHICH ONE OF YE GUN OWERS ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT..



    Microsoft should have protected my porn stash

    Red-faced gunman sues Vole after Feds swoop

    By Nick Farrell: Monday 05 March 2007, 16:26
    A US MAN has sued Microsoft because its operating system was so insecure the FBI could crack it and find his collection of sex videos.

    Michael Alan Crooker said that he went to great lengths to keep his computer secure because it contained sexually explicit videos of him and his girlfriend, his medical records, family photographs, and emails between him and his laywers.

    However when the FBI investigated him over a gun related charge they also seized his computer. Apparently they were able to access the files by making a mirror image of the hard drive.

    Crooker purchased a Compaq Presario PC loaded with Windows XP, Internet Explorer, and several security utilities in 2002 at a Circuit City in Holyoke Massachusetts.

    Crooker, has written in court papers that he "felt secure in Circuit City's claims of impenetrability and security", no really.

    He wants Vole to pay $200,000 in compensatory and punitive damages. He said he had set Internet Explorer to delete his Internet history every five days. "Any day beyond those parameters is supposed to be permanently deleted and is not supposed to be recoverable," Crooker says in the lawsuit.

    He also claims Compaq's DriveLock security system should have stopped the FBI from looking at his hard drive.

    According to Information Week, Crooker has already reached settlements with Hewlett-Packard, which owns the Compaq these days and Circuit City.



    He is still in jail over the gun charge. µ

    http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=38008



    Embarrassed' Gun Suspect Sues Microsoft After FBI Finds Sex Videos On His PC


    Despite efforts to keep the data private, FBI lab agents were able to access the files by making a mirror image of the hard drive.


    By Paul McDougall
    InformationWeek

    March 2, 2007 03:00 PM

    A man awaiting trial for alleged gun crimes is suing Microsoft for privacy violations after FBI agents seized his home computer during a raid and found files containing sexually explicit videos of him and his girlfriend and evidence that he frequented pornographic Web sites.

    Michael Alan Crooker, currently in jail in Connecticut, says security features advertised by Microsoft and its business partners should have kept federal agents from accessing the files on his PC. In court papers filed this week in Massachusetts Superior Court, Crooker says he "suffered great embarrassment" as a result of Microsoft's failure to keep the FBI's prying eyes off his computer.

    He is suing the software maker for $200,000 in compensatory and punitive damages.

    Crooker purchased a Compaq Presario PC loaded with Windows XP, Internet Explorer, and several security utilities in 2002 at a Circuit City in Holyoke, Mass. Crooker, in court papers, says he "felt secure in Circuit City's claims of impenetrability and security."

    Things took a turn, however, when Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms agents raided Crooker's home in June 2004 as part of an investigation into the sale of an air rifle equipped with a silencer and seized his computer. Unable to crack the PC's security features, the agents sent it to the FBI's Cryptologic and Electronic Analysis unit, court records say.

    At the FBI lab, agents were able to access Crooker's files by making a mirror image of the hard drive. Among the files, they found a video showing Crooker and his girlfriend having sex, his medical records, family photographs, and correspondence between Crooker and his attorneys. They also found Internet history files that showed Crooker's fondness for pornographic Web sites.

    Crooker says he had set Internet Explorer to delete his Internet history every five days. "Any day beyond those parameters is supposed to be permanently deleted and is not supposed to be recoverable," Crooker says in the lawsuit. He also claims Compaq's DriveLock security system should have prevented the FBI from accessing his hard drive.

    In the court papers, Crooker says he already has reached settlements with Hewlett-Packard, which owns the Compaq brand, and Circuit City.

    http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=197700861
     
  4. Rikoshay

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    Man, that's messed up how they totally hacked his computer for its contents. Did they have a warrant to do so? I think it's not justified.
     
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    Its no secret what a complete and utter pig I am which is why none of my smut is encrypted. It's all stored in the folder called "Gee I wish I had a GF".

    If I actually had naked videos of myself stored on my hard drive, every FBI guys that saw my nasty naked ass playing piggy with some broad would be scratching his eyes out, screaming in anguish and would probably require years of therapy to get those images out of his head. I'd definitely at some point in the filming back up to the camera and give a good "brown eye" closeup just to make sure no veiwer was left unscarred.
     
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    @Neph, just reading that might require me to seek therapy! :p
     
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    all my pixs are on usb hard drives...and the good one is safe..

    and floppys that are driving me nuts with family pixs..that i am trying to copy...from years ago..the pixs i wanted to show ye neph..are on the crap floppys..so far the floppys i put in rebooted my computer..
     
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    That sucks, but again, floppy's aren't really a great format to keep backups nowadays :p

    You should have put them all on a CD-R when they were still accessible.
     
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    LMAO
    just hearing those words has left a life long impression i wont forget..lol
     
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    My bitches of the day:

    The new update for AnyDVD HD! It indicates updates with a pop up balloon and I hate those almost as much as I hate Windows (which I only use for my gaming!).

    Second bitch:

    I was looking to edit some subtitles but it turns out they are not real subs, they are hard-coded to the picture so its gonna take a s*** load of manual work to do it!
     
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    I keep all of my smutty pictures embedded deep within several other folders in my program files folder. Unless you knew where they were you would have one hell of a time finding them :)

    BTW, most of my pics are of Vida Guerra! Oh Yeah!

    http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7079/vidaguerrafe5.jpg

    :0 Hot!
     
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    you horny old bastards :)
    porn is a gateway to happiness...
     
  13. gerry1

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    @Antomic ... how have you been? I just found out something interesting about porn in Philadelphia. Legally, you have to be 21 to look at porn in Philly ... but you only have to be 18 to star in it LOL!
     
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    Hey gerry :) Lmao, how the hell does that work??
     
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    @Rav....LMAO! It can get really convoluted! Its a matter of federal law superceding state law. Happens all the time in the United States. For example, we just had this congressional scandal with this middle-aged politician who seemed to have a taste for young boys. Despite the scandal that forced him out of office, he could never have had criminal charges filed against him because the age of consent there is sixteen, yet, two miles away, in Virginia, the age of consent is 18 so what he did, had he done it there, would have been a sex crime of child molestation which would have landed him in the clink for years and force him to "register as a sex offender" wherever he lived for the rest of his life but because it wasn't in Virginia, albeit a stones throw away, he's innocent of the same crime. We had another incident here not long ago of this eighteen year old guy living with his sixteen year old girl friend but it was perfectly legal there, when he moved to PA where Ireland and I live, he was arrested and thrown into state prison on child molestation charges because the age of consent here is eighteen. It can affect everything from getting married, to sex crimes, driving laws, buying firearms in one state because you have a record in the other, import laws ... the list goes on and on. Its a rather large kink in our legal system.

    Edit: I was just told that the age of consent here is also sixteen, so I screwed up one of my examples but my point is the same ... laws change from place to place and it can turn into a real mess sometimes.
     
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  16. janrocks

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    I need to do some printing.. colour printing.. (growl, curse!)

    How To Kill Your Printer

    Are you tired of trying to convince your spouse that you need another printer? Tired of using the old sluggish ink hog that you got 10 years ago as a hand-me-down from your cousin that only came to visit once just after you bought that new Beer Meister?

    After you get through with your printer, with my expert guidance, your partner will probably agree that it's time for an upgrade. Just a few of my tips will be all that you need. In some cases only one of these slick tips will do the trick. You might get lucky. Let's get started.

    If your printer is near a wall you're in luck. Sit on your chair directly in front of your printer and put both hands firmly on the front of the printer. Now while issuing a blood curdling Bruce Lee scream thrust your arms forward while imagining that you are going to push your printer directly through the wall and landing on your German marble tiled patio floor outside.

    Ok, if that doesn't work try unplugging the printers connection to the computer. If you are using a parallel connection that's better because the cable is thicker than the new USB cables. Make sure the cable is still connected to the printer. Firmly hold the cable in both hands and face away from your printer. Now step slightly to one side and make like you are Joe DiMaggio at bat. Believe you are hitting that ball and follow through. If you're lucky your printer will go over the fence before the cable breaks. Be sure to let go of the cable when you follow through.

    Here's one of my favorites. Remove all of your cartridges and punch a hole in them and quickly put them back in the printer. Now do fifty back to back print head cleanings while pouring motor oil into the paper feed tray. It helps to remove the paper so the oil can get inside faster. If you see smoke that's a bonus. It means you're doing it right.

    This next trick involves the use of a ladder and a feather. A chair can be substituted if you don't have a ladder. Any feather will do. Stand on the ladder or chair and while the printer is on hold the feather in one hand and the printer in the other hand. The law of gravity states that both the feather and the printer should land on the ground at the same time providing that there is no friction from air currents or whatever. Now, lets test Newton's law of gravity. Release the feather and the printer at the same time. Did they both land at the same time? It might take a few times to get this one right. Practice this a few times.

    Here is one that you can do with your partner. Get a couple of screw- drivers. One person can remove every single screw in the printer and the other person can put it back together. This is fun at parties.

    Last but not least the most effective way to kill your printer and make absolutely sure it's a goner is let your kids play with it!
     
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    I've avoided Home Depot the last couple three years for those exact reasons. I've found Lowe's to be superior in every way and that's why I go there exclusively. When I'm in a Lowe's I get asked several times if I need help, am I finding everything ok or do I have any questions they can answer. Their inventory is more complete, prices are comparable and the stores are cleaner and more organized. Home Depot could go away and I wouldn't miss them one bit.
     
  19. aabbccdd

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    yeah i like Lowe's better also, only thing i don't like about the big box stores though is its ran all the smaller(mom and pop) hardware store out which is ashame
     
  20. Shado36

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    We have just had a Lowes open up nearby, I have been in there twice and cannot say that the service is any better, but I also know that it employs some ex Hd staff.
     
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