Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report

Ok, we'll play nice now

 

Yes ripper, lets play nice now.


/me mutters under his breath..."until his back is turned..."..

 

Billy, it's 8.20am or so and you don't even have school to go to - GO BACK TO BED

xD

 

Ripper you eejit, i had an exam this morning

 

BITCH, DAMN, F@#%!!! There was a health advisory on the tube this morning: Marines stationed at Camp LeJeune between 1965 and 1980 were drinking water high in certain toxins and the cancer statistics were higher as were the rate of birth defects in their children. It was just a quick announcement so I guess I need to do some homework when I have a few moments today. (I was stationed there for three years).

Thank God I never had kids: Lord knows they would have already been in danger from a dodgy gene pool.

 

I am sorry to here that! I Hope it isn't a big deal!

 

Hey gerry, your dad has reached 101, so to my way of thinking buddy those genes aren't so bad afterall. Are you certain having kids is not too late?
Don't sell your self short, as a father myself I honestly recommend them.....even if they reach the teenage years. Please heeelp, as there are three currently under the same roof!

The downside I guess is constantly being broke, and the worry/stress that ensues. Other than that....it's a walk in the park....with landmines everywhere. LOL

Just to let you know there's only nine short years between us my friend. If Dave Letterman can do it, there's hope for all.

 

@onya ... well, the truth is, I'm not terribly good with kids! While I would never be cruel enough to beat or harm a child, the notion of jumping off a bridge and leaving them orphaned is well within the realm of possibility LOL!

 

LMAO!!!!!

 

Not your cup of tea you rekon gerry? Each to their own I guess although Jumping off a bridge I can readilly identify with absolutely. My wonderful bundles of joy have now turned into demonic personas, that befuddle me almost completely. Sanity is a premiem that I can just afford. To all the fathers out there, you have my sympathys. C'mon Gerry, join the madness..... you owe it to yourself.....ROFL

Even Billys havin fun!

 

gerry1, hope that the news is good & that u have no worries! I am suffering with real bad shortness of breath due to allergies & awaiting a call from the doc!

Kids, who would have em? My youngest has just racked up a nasty cell bill talking & texting her lazy ass boyfriend (who also sponges of his parents) I took care of that one though by having her phone dissconected, still have to pay the bill though but she WILL pay,big time! When I think about how it was when I was her age i would have a real sore ass by now (progress b*******)! A good ass whacking never did anyone any harm, tought values & right from wrong!

 

@Shado36 ... I know what you mean; that can land you in jail these days! A few years ago, I had my fourteen or fifteen year old nephew over for a couple of weeks. A week or so later, I got my phone bill and he'd racked up hundreds of dollars in 900 number sex line calls (horny little sh!!). I called him and he was begging "PLEASE don't tell my Dad!!). He paid me 15 or 20 dollars a month until he'd paid off the calls LOL! We have a good laugh over it now.

 

Lmao, you know when your getting old when you cant remember how old your nephew is

 

Yeah flip side of the coin is when you blame the kids & the x wife sticks up for them and find out a couple of years later it was the x making the calls.Oh well it was a dirty damn job glad someone else did it. Chris

 

@Billyboy ... watch it you little whippesnapper LOL!

 

gerry1,this is a big WhipperSnapper,watch it...


http://www.johnkeatesart.com/3DStills/WhipperSnapper.jpg

 

Bah...met with him just this morning; he wondered why he could find a job!

 

People hate me. nuff said