Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report

Well.... there may have been more than five.. I won't say because I don't want you to get jealous! LOL!

Do you know how hard it is to type with an old crappy dell keyboard.... I think I was up until 2:00 before I passes out...

 

Yep don't ever leave yourself open to "comments" when garmoon is lurking. hehehe. You beat me to it buddy. LOL.

...gm

studying is what you do when you prepare for a test of some sort,
and studding is what you do to your ear (or other body part) or what a horse is used for. HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

j/k and trying to add some humor. LOL.

Legitimate B!TCH for the day: We prepared for a tournament today and it was listed as a 1PM shotgun and actually it was a 12PM shotgun. Wasn't truly able to prepare properly for the dang thing but OH WELL.

 

My bitch.

Rav009. Ill miss him.

 

My bitch:
I'm probably going to get fired if I don't get the problem in mi' sig fixed. Worrying about it all day and night...

 

One of my pet peeves in a discussion here on health care http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/522717#3161310

 

ChrisC586
i would not comment in that thread if my life was on the block,
as it sounds like children fighting at the play-ground. mine is better then yours or mine is bigger then yours..

 

Guess I shouldv'e passed it by and kept my big mouth shut. Chris

 

ChrisC586

i can tell ye a lot of story's about people coming from europe to get there medical fix here in the states.because of there waiting list.
and stories about people are going private to get there fix..

but i will keep my mouth shut.

 

As I will do as I should've done. Maybe my ex was right about one thing for me to shut the hell up. Chris
Edit ireland you we're very correct in that advise.Just unsubscribed before opening my mouth again.Hope Gerry1 isn't as hot tempered as me.

 

Lmfao.

 

some of the posts i seen on this site.

Spell Checker

I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

 

i wonder if this was gerry1

 

It sure sucks being a single. Every girl is taken by someone.

 

Are you on the rebound or something??

 

My bitch du jour: I would be the world's worse tailor! I needed curtains for my living room. Since my windows are an irregular size, I bought them a bit too large. Initially, I was going to bring them to the dry cleaner up the street who does alterations. In order to save a few bucks, I decided that I could fix these expensive curtains myself. Since I can't sew without needing a transfusion, I bought that tape that you iron which sticks things in place. I did a really crappy job and they really look like $hit! What a serious waste of money. Now I'll have to buy yet another set and bring them to the tailor as I originall planned

 

night all...........................


Life Is Funny

1. Food has replaced sex in my life ... now I can't even get into my own pants!

2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood-alcohol content.

3. Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

4. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ... so I said, "Implants?"

5. I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up fast.

6. Sign in a CHINESE Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."

7. I have my own little world. But it's OK ... they know me here.

8. I got a sweater for Christmas ... I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

10. I don't approve of political jokes ... I've seen too many of them get elected.

11. The most precious thing we have is life ... Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of handgrenades ...THAT'S A MESSAGE!

13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.

15. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

16. I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

17. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

18. If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

19. How come we choose from just two people to run for President and 50 for Miss America?

20. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

21. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

22. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

23. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

24. The differences between snowmen and snow-women are snowballs.

 

Apart from the fact that I'm totally screwed because of mi' problem (In my sig) last night I dreamed about my ex. She is always perfect in mi' dreams, (Or at least she doesn't hate my guts in my dreams.) I try to call her this morning to try and 'work things out' and a god damn guy answers the phone... (Given my age, it could have been her father, not being old enough to move out and all But I know her father and brother, and it wasn't either. I reckon I love the chick, but it's the hardest crap in the world to express and hardest crap in the world to be taken seriously about. I know that at my age there will be a ton of other fish in the sea, but I want this fish, not any other.

 

I know how it feels not being over with ex. I feel all the fish is taken. or i can never catch a fish i like.