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Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by ireland, Mar 28, 2006.

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  1. billybob

    billybob Regular member

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    Im jsut a kid full of testosterone...ahhh to be young.

    LOL!
     
  2. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    billybob, check your Pm's ;-)
     
  3. billybob

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    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
     
  4. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    My bitch for today could this be describing creaky

    Cat Person Signs

    You know you're a cat person when...

    ...you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litter box."

    ...you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.

    ...you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.

    ...you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.

    ...you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.

    ...you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!

    ...you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.

    ...you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids.

    ...you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.

    ...your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."

    ...you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.

    ...you refer to your cat as your furry child.

    ...your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."

    ...you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.

    ...you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!

    ...you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.

    ...you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."

    ...you call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.

    ...you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.

    ...you and kitty have matching outfits.

    ...your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation.

    ...you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.

    ...your favorite friends have fleas.

    ...you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the cat box.

    ...you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.

    ...you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.

    ...you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.

    ...you meow so well, you confuse the cats.

    ...you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore ... at length.
     
  5. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    Congrats ireland, you had post number 666 in this thread...way to go.
     
  6. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    LOCOENG
    lets have a drink to the 666 post i made,

    [​IMG]
     
  7. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    How did you know it was his 666th post?
     
  9. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    From the safety vavle's main screen, beside the thread title it shows how times the thread has been posted to and who the last person was to post to it.
     
  10. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    I DO HAVE A BITCH TODAY,

    Me pal has a problem getting his glass's to fit his face..

    does he look like one of the mods? if so which one?[/b
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  11. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    That is a toss up between Darth and Neph...but it could be ddp. I'm so confused.
     
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    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    aint me, my eye is blue.
     
  13. Pop_Smith

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    Hey guys, sorry its been forever sense I have posted here. Maybe I will start posting more in the near future.

    But, anyway, here is my bitch currently:

    I am currently having social trouble with a friend I thought was a close one. I won't type out the whole story but, pretty much here is what happened.

    A friend of mine, who I will refer to as "Jones", did not want to go to a school dance because the person he wanted to ask was already going.
    So, my other friend "Dokos", told Jones "Ask Emily, I am pretty sure she isn't going yet".
    So, anyway, then what happened after that ruined (for now) the friendship I have (had?) with Jones. This is because ever sense he went with Emily to the dance all he has done is hang out with her. The dance was about four weeks ago.
    He won't even spend a single day with his friends that he has (again, had?) been friends with sense about the 3rd grade.
    (Everyone in this bitch is now in 12th grade).

    So, basically I am trying to figure out how to get my friend, Jones, away from his girlfriend (who he acts like is his wife) for even one day so he can hang out with his other friends.

    Thanks for reading my pretty long bitch.

    Peace,

    Pop Smith
     
  14. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    Pop Smith, let nature resolve that issue as you could make it worse between you & him & maybe even her.
     
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    Alright ddp, I will do just that. It might be kind of frustrating but, you are probably right.
     
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    If he is a true friend he'll be back after he tires of her. Let's face it, very few people end up with high school sweethearts. If he wasn't, then it's his loss, and not yours.

    @ireland

    Is that what age does to ye? I'm a little behind ye and now I'm worried. LMAO
     
  17. blivetNC

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    @Pop_Smith
    Welcome to the Adult world, give it time, or, go see a doctor and become anatomically interesting to him. (Not advisable if you ask me)
    When happy hormones kick in, teenagers do strange things for members of the opposite sex,,, but you'll learn for yourself, good luck though
     
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    It has only been 4 weeks not enough time to get bored yet, that will come. Be patient, friendship will win out, that is if he is truly your friend.
     
  19. ireland

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    Happy Hormones Starter
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  20. Pop_Smith

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    lol @ireland's picture. That brighted my day, thanks :)

    Garmoon and Arniebear are right, if he truly is a friend (which only time will tell) then he will come back, even though its more-then-likely not going to be the same as it was pre-girlfriend.

    I guess I am kind of over reacting because when the change happened it was a big one and I wasn't prepared for it.

    LMAO @ blivetNC's comment, that one really got me rolling around.

    You guys rule, thanks for helping brighten my day. :) :)

    Peace,

    Pop Smith
     
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