Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report

Oh-oh...now you have to suspend yourself neph lol!

 

Well if you want to pad your count, safety valve is the place to do it, lol

 

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AND THIS PAD FOR NEPH SIG

 

NEPH
did ye see this pix i made the other day?

 

Haha, you guys are crazy..... I am going to have to check up and keep ya out of trouble while I am on vacation for the next ~10 days.

Peace,

Pop Smith

 

Although your ancestors got along fine using earwax to repair holes in wooden shoes, most people nowadays use spam. The portion of the can left over after filling in that hole can be fried for breakfast. Unlike earwax, it doesn't take spam weeks to harden, and it emits a pleasant odor when wet. As you've probably noticed, much of Holland is below sea level and those perpetually leaky dikes made waterproof shoes all the more important. Thanks to the internet, I'm getting a lot more questions from abroad and, let me tell you, it's nice to know that Yankee know-how is prized all over the world.

When Spam reaches a certain phase of development, it sheds its old skin, and grows a new one. This roughly corresponds to the human phase we call "adolescence." Older Spam sometimes suffers from hair loss and wrinkling. This is not to denigrate the integrity or value of the Spam in question. Many people prefer bald, wrinkled Spam, saying it has character. You should always discard the clear jelly before using Spam, although I've found that if I set it aside and wash it with a sodium hydroxide, it makes a dandy floor polish. I tried it on my car, but the next morning I found every cat in my neighborhood licking it and, before the day was done, I had to get a new paint job. Thanks Earl Schweib!

# In America, it's consumed at the rate of 3.8 cans a second by more than 60 million Americans.
# It's trademarked in 92 countries, and sold in 45, from Anguilla to Zimbabwe
# If laid end-to-end, 5 billion cans would encircle the earth 12 1/2 times
# 5 billion cans of SPAM would feed a family of four, three meals a day, for 4,566,210 years
# You can grill more than 29 billion Spamburgers with it, and that supply would last 5.4 days if everyone on Earth ate one spamburger for dinner each night
# Each year, 100 million pounds (45 million kg) of Spam are sold around the world.
# SPAM is made in two U.S. locations - Austin, Minnesota, and Fremont, Nebraska - and seven other countries: England, Australia, Denmark, Phillipines, Japan, Taiwan, and South Korea.
# The average consumers of Spam are families with several children, especially in the southeastern U.S.
# In 1989, the U.S. armed forces bought 3.3 million pounds of SPAM.
# Hawaii, Alaska, Arkansas, Texas, and Alabama rate the highest in spam consumption respectively.
# Among the 50 foreign countries where Spam is sold, the UK and South Korea are the largest markets.
# In South Korea, SPAM is considered an upscale food and one of the most popular American imports. The Wall Street Journal recently spotted a Seoul executive in search of the perfect gift. The executive deliberately skipped over traditional gift items such as wine and chocolates in favor of SPAM, explaining, "It is an impressive gift."
# Hormel PR man Allen Krejci says: "SPAM has endured because of it's convenience and versatility. You can eat it hot or cold. You slice, dice, or cube it. You can eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, or snacks. In fact, the only thing that limits your use of SPAM is your imagination."
# Nikita Krushchev once credited SPAM with the survival of the WWII Russian army. ''Without SPAM, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army,'' he said.
# Senator Robert Byrd of West Viginia eats a sandwich of SPAM and mayonnaise on white bread three times a week.
# Number of miles a snowmobile must drive at -30 F to fully brown a can of Spam wired to the engine: 35 (Source: The Iditarod [heard on a Madison, WI radio report for "National Canned Luncheon Meat Day, '96])

Yes.. this post is spam!!

 

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

 

^^^^SPAM^^

Lmao @ whoever post pads in the SAFETY VALVE!

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Talking of padding, here is a little something I found...

 

And here is something that just popped up in my inbox..
Now would you laugh , cry or commit infanticide?



and yes I am padding in the safety valve...dumb huh?

 

I think the unwatched kids had a field day with a left over can of paint. Dunno where this originated but I would have a coronary if I walked into that mess.

 

Let's hope that paint did not have any lead in it.

 

My bitch for the day is that it's 1:30 in the afternoon and I've only just now stopped for a break since I came in.

I went and got a nice strong iced coffee and I'm relaxing and taking a certain nostalgic comfort in gazing at this pic of my momma. Ain't she beautiful?

 

can you imagined what happened when the parnets came home lol. wonder how long it took to cleanup