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Gerry, that pic captures the feeling and mood perfectly, If I was advertising for a divorce lawyer I'd be putting that pic on my business card for sure. Sounds like your friend is looking to get put on the Dr. Phil show sometime soon.

 

@gerry, It wouldn't be offensive to me but others...... Who knows? George

 

a 30 second Photoshop cut and paste.

 

He looks the way I look when my daughters and my wife's friends come to visit. Course I wear more clothing and so do they

@blivetnc

Nice cut and paste, nothing offensive now

 

You're awesome BlivetNC! ...looks like it was painted that way! Anyway, I decided to get my buddy a reproduction of this ...partly as a joke but also to get my point across. This is the third time he does this ... must be some Freudian thing like those unfortunate women who go from abuser to abuser. He dates great ladies but marries bitch after bitch. Weird.

@arnie ...LOL! I know what you mean! Kind of odd about those artists of those days. In the days when religion was at it's most repressive, they painted everyone nekkid. Nowadays, permissive as society has become, we put pasties of Michelangelos! LOL!

 

Sounds like he could use some assertiveness training

 

@gerry1

Sounds like the perfect gift, she'll hate you too from the start!LOL

 

@Lethal_B

Good luck on the op, and hope your recovery is quick. See lots of guys rehabing at my gym from that type of surgery and they do pretty well, sometimes better than me

 

@Lethal B

Wife and I are bringing food too a friend who last Wed had complete knee replacement. Doing great. They gave her extra spinal after surgery to keep her number 8hrs after surgery and injected spinally, morphine to assausage the pain; worked a good 24 hrs. Good luck buddy.

 

@lethal ... Operations always suck but I know people who've had both knee and hip surgery who say it was the best thing they ever did...may you have similar results...good luck!

@arnie...she couldn't possibly hate me already more than she already does but my feelings aren't hurt ... I think she hates everybody. She's the prim and proper stepford wife on the outside (but very prudish and considers me very vulgar) but she doesn't have those her know her fooled...she's a blood thirsty barracuda LOL! My friends and I did what us social workers love to call a "group intervention" where we ganged up on him and told him he was in serious need of a shrink so she's seriously on the warpath as he told her. I make light of it here and Chuck is the nicest guy one could meet but I'll be damned if I can understand this masochistic trend. Oh well, what can a friend do but be there a month from now when he comes over drunk and crying in his beer. URRR...I could stangle the jerk!

Edit: excuse the errors; forgot the reading glasses at home and my monitor is a big blue, white and black blurr!

 

Actually the scary part is just before they put you to sleep,like when they get you strapped in and stuff....It's really not that bad...You'll feel a burn in your IV and then within a minute you will feel really sleepy than fall asleep.....Just a warning, but when you wake up you will feel like sh*t and I mean like you will not want to talk to anything you will feel groggy and most likely have a sore throat ..LOL......It's sucks so much...but that only lasts a couple of hours....

-Dr.tocool4u(lol)

 

They usually don't want to let you come home until you poop! Eat lots of prunes. LOL You'll do fine. I know I'm afraid of being put to sleep; first time 3yrs old for tonsils so far 57 yrs later, NOT again yet.

 

@garmoon...I didn't know that knee surgury interfered with paristolisis LOL! With me, it's that first pee. Come my second or third fusion, I learned to guzzle water until I nearly burst...made it a lot easier to pee before they come at you with threats. Spinal fusions, knee replacements ... they're nothin' ; it's them dentists you have to watch out for (he he he).

 

My 89yr old Grandmother had her knee replaced 7 weeks ago, she is making a really good recovery!

 

My 86 yr old Mom had both hips done and then last year a knee. She says she's thru with replacements. She can barely walk. Still smarter than I.

 

this guy must be smoking some thing


Jesus reveals cure for cancer to eBayer
Also divulges precise location of Heaven
By Lester Haines
Published Wednesday 12th July 2006 11:33 GMT

Those research scientists who have been searching for years for a miracle cancer cure - in the process working their way through countless millions of dollars in their struggle against the Big C - will be kicking themselves today since they could have had the Holy Grail all along for nothing.

What they should have done was simply ask Jesus, who would have thrown in the secret of world peace and the precise location of Heaven as part of the revelation package:

The winner of this auction will receive my handwritten journal where I have described in detail the four messages of Jesus Christ who has appeared to me.

Jesus revealed four specific things to me:

#1: The precise location of Heaven
#2. The cure for cancer
#3. The solution for the achievement of world peace.
#4. He revealed the future to me.
I will briefly discuss each of the four revelations now. HOWEVER, I HAVE DISCUSSED THESE IN DETAIL IN THE JOURNAL.

Jesus revealed four specific things to me:

#1. THE PRECISE LOCATION OF HEAVEN: When we die we will become stars... Literally stars! Jesus Christ is our Earth's sun. That is why we are His... Because we come on one of His planets. When we die and become stars we, too, will be blessed by wonderful special planets which orbit us and bring us great happiness. God the Creator is also a star... The first and the greatest. Two thousand years ago Jesus said "I am the Light of the World." Jesus now wants us to understand that this means He is the Sun and that when we die, we will become stars too.

#2. THE CURE FOR CANCER: The cure for cancer is actually the knowledge of the precise CAUSE OF CANCER. We already know the cures for cancer, mainly prevention and early detection. Also chemotherapy, radiation, surgery and alternative medicine. We also are acutely aware of the roles of carcinogens, environment, heredity and diet. But what is the PRECISE AND SOLE CAUSE OF CANCER? CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. (Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.) When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream. If a piece of this DNA enters a vulnerable cell, the nucleus of the cell identifies the 'food' as 'self' and this causes a 'circuit' to be blown in the nucleus. When (and if) that cell goes to divide, it does so in a haphazard fashion, dividing into four instead of into two and the mutation continues. There is an interesting correlation to Christianity here. Jesus told us to "take His flesh and eat it." Now he wants us to know not to eat our own flesh in any way because it is deadly.

#3. THE SOLUTION FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT OF WORLD PEACE: This is so simple! According to Jesus, the way to achieve world peace is this: An AMERICAN president has to set a goal for WORLD PEACE BEFORE 2021. (President Kennedy did something similar when he set a goal for the USA to land a man on the moon in the 60's.)

#4. JESUS REVEALED TO FUTURE TO ME: The future will go one of two ways: If world peace is not achieved before 2021 the world will destroy itself. If world peace is achieved before 2021, there will be no more natural disasters.

Jesus appeared to me on March 17, 1984. I was 28 years old at the time. He instructed me to spread His solution for the achievement of world peace and to work towards it. He instructed me to tell people the precise location of Heaven. And he instructed me to share the cure for cancer. BUT He told me NOT TO TELL ANYONE He had appeared to me until after the dawn of the new millennium when at that time I would receive a sign. The sign would be a huge natural disaster. For a brief while I thought the events of September 11, 2001 were the sign that it was OK to tell people that Jesus had appeared to me. However, I knew that Jesus had said it would be a NATURAL DISASTER so I remained silent. Then the tsunamis of December 2004 hit. I realized that it was time for me to come forward. I have been trying to ‘go public’ since then.

I have decided to go with eBay in an effort to spread the messages of Jesus.. The winner of this auction will be given my hand written journal which tells in detail the messages Jesus revealed to me.. The person who wins this journal will have the right to copy it and distribute it in any way he or she desires.. I will seek no royalties.

GOOD LUCK BIDDING AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU.

And there you have it. We are pleased to report that we gather George Bush has already been talking to Jesus about their shared vision of how to achieve world peace. Since this heaven-sent guidance surely guarantees the eventual success of the US's holy crusade against evil, we advise all readers who wish to live beyond 2021 to stop biting their nails immediately. ®
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Ta very much to Daniel Watts for revealing all.
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