Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report

Neph, Nice one

Typical retarded gamming kiddie....

 

@Neph

You must have hidden Kopkill9's thread? It was worst sh*t I've seen here. Good job. Someone will kill the SOB soon.

 

i found Kopkill9 neph put him in a un-marked grave alive..

as Kopkill9 did ALSO used the (N) word in his post..

 

Damn, I've got to check in more often; I seem to be missing all the good stuff lately.

My bitch du jour: my doctor woke me from a good sound sleep yesterday morning only to tell me that I'm diabetic...he could have waited until I was up and about! I've been waiting for that particular axe to fall for thirty years. My mother and her father were type 1 and all my mothers sisters are type two; everyone in her family had (has)it. Statistically, its one in three children and while I love my sister and brother dearly, I had hoped it would be one of them rather than moi (nasty for one's brother, eh? ... I should be ashamed). The good new is that its not the nasty uncontrollable sort that mom and grandpa had and it isn't too bad and I may not have to take any medication if I watch what I eat (seems like a 50-50 deal)but anyway, it isn't nasty. So that is my bitch for today. I'm going to miss those occasional demands of my sweet tooth and my love for pasta!

 

Wow, that's too bad. I feel for you and your blight.

 

Thanks Estuansis but it isn't as bad as it sounds. There are degrees of it. If I change the way I eat, I'll probably never have to even take a pill for it. If it were the really nasty kind, my doc says I would have shown signs of it years ago. I'm really going to miss my sour cream chocolate cake and my occasional visits to the menonite bakery down the street though!

 

neph or ddp should have this pix in there sig and buy the ring...or both....




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They always have those rings in movies with medieval themes ... always poison in the ring.

Commercials always say that if you sustain an erection for more than four hours, you should contact you doctor. Damn, that must make for an awkward situation LOL!

 

taking that pill some can open a swinging with it others have to use there hands..

 

time for kentucky fried chicken,

later all




A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date With this
See-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother Just pitched a fit,
Telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams These are Modern Times. You
gotta let your rose buds show!" and out She goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the Grandmother is
sitting there with no top on. The Teenager Wants to die. She explains
to her grandmother that She has Friends coming over and that it is
just not Appropriate...

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can Show off your
rose buds, then I can display my Hanging baskets.

 

@gerry1

Welcome to the club. Type II is epidemic in the US now and after the first 6 months you'll start slipping back to enjoy what you thought you would never eat again. I just take the lowest pill doses and I enjoy everything from time to time. There is a lower level to "quality of life" that one just won't go. When I knew I was sick first, the Dr. couldn't believe I had it. Walking aound with over 500 blood sugar! Rarely gets over 200 unless I'm bad. I have 2 brothers-in-law and they've had it (TypeII) for years.

A class mate in college got married and was in the Honeymoon suite in town and he forgot his insulin. I had to make a delivery to his room early in the morning. Still laugh about that. Don't sweat it, it's not that bad.

 

Hey gerry1 it's not so bad now the sugarless sweets, pies and such are actually good tastin now days. I'm type 2 myself and on the pill and I don't starve just am careful on what I eat.Different foods affect peoples sugar differently. My family also has a history of sugar. My son was diagnosed at age 6 and I was diagnosed at 51 after 2 trips to the hospital when the first time they didn't check the blood tests for Diabetes.The initial shock was the worse figuring by that time I'd never get it.I guess the songs right that lifes a dance sometimes you lead and sometimes you follow.Good luck Chris

 

@gerry1,

That might not be too awkward if she is your Doctor.

 

Make an appointment,she's mine! lol!

 

Loosen yourself up before you get there,as you might imagine ,she is one very busy lady and doesn't like to keep her patients waiting!

 

Bring your own lube!......I'm bringing mine

 

LOL! You guys are great. I actually have a female doctor by the name of Tang. A chinese woman. She's older but still very pretty

She kind of started a small thing I have with Asian women. In fact my girlfriend Jacelynn is half Thai and half English. She's very pretty as well. I'm amazed someone as beautiful as her would even like an average guy like me. But I asked her out in October and we've had no problems yet