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@box ... he was about fifteen or sixteen and experimenting as fifteen or sixteen year olds will...he might have even been younger but was many years ago. Mom eyes were all red from crying and dad's were all red too but I think it was from laughing. Had another youngster who used a piece of lambs wool and an orbital sander. Two hours after his happy ending, he discovered, much to his shock and alarm, that it had become the color of an eggplant. (He was actually fine but had ruptured small surface vessels which discolored like when they do a bad job drawing blood). Well, I'd better move on before I get banned for obscene (if not distasteful) conversation.

 

@LOCO...LMAO! Something about the antics of kids that age amuses me. There is some truth to the old saying that "Boys will be boys". Naturally, I never engaged in unacceptable behavior at that age. I was actually thrown out of one high school but it was because my behavior was so exemplary that it made the faculty look bad

I had a roommate from the PA Dutch farm country: I learnt from him that all the strories about kids and farm animals aren't made up LOL!

 

I wonder if Gerry1 is Noah from Noah's Ark reincarnated? First the basement full of kitties, then the farm animals?
Growing up in rural upstate NY we were surrounded by stories of people getting arrested for having way too much fun with farm animals, another serial killer, Robert Garrow claimed that was his reason for all the killings, he had sex with the critters and all the graphic details were published in the local paper everyday as the trial progressed. I wonder Gerry if it is time to stop civilization and let all the sane people off.

 

Hope you got a marguerita to go with those.

 

Don't get your foot cut, unless the nurse is cute.

 

Sounds good to me

 

@blivetNC...nah, Noah built a boat for his critters while I phoned the executioners LOL! I do like the water though. Have you ever seen all those sappy love story movies where, inevitably, they always make love on the beach in the moonlight with the sound of the waves crashing on the shore. DON'T DO IT!! That sand gets in the damndest places and just ruins everything! (I have no idea what that has to do with Noah and farm animals though; my back is sore and I think I've been hitting the oxycontin a bit too hard).

I didn't know they could arrest you for having sex with animals but who files the complaint, the sheep? Bhaaa

@Loco...I never met anyone concerned with the tan lines on their feet. Who would notice? As for moi, I'm getting too old to be concerned with my tan lines (or lack thereof).

 

@LOCO

Hope you find him, considering I have not seen much of him posting in the past few days and been missing his posts.

 

I know he does not respond, but he reads them, hope all is well with him.

 

Ahh Gerry, memories of the old sand in the love box memories, needless to say she wasn't in the mood for a week or so, takes a while to heal the abrasions on sensitive skin... OUCH!

 

ok that does it...

I'm I'm Double Double Posting Posting... ... and and
there there is is nothing nothing you you can can do do about about it it! !

or or you you can can banish banish me me... ...

or or forgive forgive me me por por favor favor

added added commentary commentary: :

I I hate hate it it when when i i make make a a double double posting posting mistake mistake and and have have to to edit edit. blast blast it it all all. .

grin grin

 

Double posting, how about the doublemint twins?
or better yet, drink enough beer to see double of the swedish bikinie team.

 

Ireland where art thou after 3 miserable days with out your humor and expertise is making me into a ogre. Chris

 

Gotta watch the sugar and starches. Cholesterol and triglycerides are too high; I've been on this diet for over a week now and I'd kill for a whopper with cheese, fries and a big wedge of chocolate cake (with Milk, naturally).