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Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by ireland, Mar 28, 2006.

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  1. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    i have a bitch,i asked her to rub me back..and then she said roll over and i will rub ye down from top of ye head to ye feet...

    my bitch is i wanted me back rubbed...

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  2. gerry1

    gerry1 Guest

    @Ireland ... thanks for the tip ... a very useful one!
     
  3. regor

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    @ Ireland.... then what happened?
     
  4. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    Since he had to roll over there was an unhappy ending...
     
  5. arniebear

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    Yes all she got was a letdown :eek:
     
  6. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    arniebear
    when i turned over she was waiting for me....while the other gal rubbed me back..while i was a rocking...

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  7. arniebear

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    [​IMG]

    I didn't know you could turn over in one of these.
     
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    i dunno bout this forem but swearing will get u kicked out of afterdwan
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  9. ireland

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    i fell out of the rocker while i was trying to turn around
    and landed in this.

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    while ye watch me have a go at it..

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  10. arniebear

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    Had a soft landing did ye :eek:
     
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    My nookie days are over;
    My pilot light is out.
    What used to be my sex appeal;
    Is now my water spout.

    Time was when of its own accord;
    From my trousers it would spring.
    But now I have a full time job;
    To find the blasted thing.
    It used to be embarrassing;
    The way it would behave.
    For every single morning;
    It would stand and watch me shave.
    As old age approaches;
    It sure gives me the blues.
    To see it hang its withered head;
    And watch me tie my shoes.
     
  13. little155

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    @masteryo,
    "i dunno bout this forem but swearing will get u kicked out of afterdwan"

    It should be" I don't about this forum but swearing will get you kicked out of afterdawn"

     
  14. arniebear

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    @garmoon

    You been talking to my wife :eek:
     
  15. gwendolin

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    I just checked out some posts by this guy

    [bold]masteryo[/bold]

    Boy there's some CLASSICS, have a read and a good LAUGH.
     
  16. guyrus

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    here your looking for me gwen.Hope all is well
     
  17. gwendolin

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    @guyrus, GOOD to see you back, hope you're refreshed, Cheers.
     
  18. guyrus

    guyrus Guest

    refreshed isnt the word i'd use, work and personal crap have kept me rather busy for the last 4 weeks.With the fuel pricing looking to roll around to the $1.80 mark with in 2 months, couriers like me are really wondering if there really is a future in this industry.Lucky i have subcontract work as well as a full time income as well but imagine the ones who sole income is cartage!

    In the last 4 weeks i have travelled 2500 kms + for my business, fuel costs are at $1.41 per litre........I think i spend more time at the bowser than at home.

    What have you been up to gwen
     
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  19. tocool4u

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    I have a bitch today. Anybody here of what happened with the U.K? Well I guess Heathrow Airport in U.K foiled a terrorist plot to blow up planes going from U.K to U.S. And to think that I am leaving to go to vacation today(luckily not Heathrow{I'm in U.S}). Good start to vacation eh?

    Well I'll see ya guys Monday. I hate flying now.
     
  20. pyffy

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    I was due to fly out to China from Heathrow terminal 2 for a 19 day tour this evening. Our airline China Eastern still says the flight is on time as their in bound flight left Shanghai on time. We are just awaiting confirmation it has actually landed at Heathrow or will land at Heathrow, but as usual it is the lack of relevant up to date information that is frustrating, as all the Heathrow information lines are blocked and their web site has crashed. So all we can do is travel down there with all the other poor mis-informed souls and hope our flight leaves at some point in the next 24 hours. The feeling of helplesness and frustration is killing me as the powers that be chase their own tales and try to figure out the logistical problems and do more than protect their own arses. They may have stopped a potential air disaster but I won't feel safe until I clear the safety cordon. Any mad bomber can walk into a crowded airport waiting area with a bomb strapped to his back and kill thousands of queing travellers, without getting any where near an aeroplane. Oh well at least we are insured and I hope to never need it. Just wish me luck eh?
     
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