Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report

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  1. pulsar

    pulsar Active member

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    I tried & tried to explain why politics were a no no. Vaaris refused to acknowledge anything I had said.

    Out of all this a mod has had his account closed. This is all completely f*cked up beyond belief. I cannot believe that a group of adults are incapable of having a rational discussion about politics. All down to a few who shout the loudest & are incapable of debate.
    I have never lost my rag with anyone discussing politics, I enjoy a good debate & it is always good to hear anothers' opinion. Through learned discourse we should be able to further our knowledge. Not possible here, such a shame! And we go on about the newbies being childish.
     
  2. tranquash

    tranquash Regular member

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    I'm with all of you. Some people you just can't discuss at all. I guess varis was one of those people that already has an opinion and wants no opposition and everybody to adhere to it.

    Just bitch, bitch, bitch...
     
  3. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    aye.

    my bitch is i'm trying to find a huge hard drive for my even more huge MP3 collection, and there is no such hard drive out there that's big enough in one hard drive. pah! @ technology
     
  4. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    take a look here creaky
    http://pcworld.com/article/id,123680;page,1/article.html


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  5. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    you beat me to it ireland....
     
  6. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    now let see if creaky has the bucks!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    err, no!!

    "but thanks for looking" - LMAO

    gonna settle for a 250gigger or maybe a 300gb if enclosures can take it
     
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  8. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    a little fun in the bitch threasd

    Tongue-Twisters


    One sock cutter he cuts socks,
    two sock cutters they cut socks,
    three sock cutters they cut socks,
    they all cut socks together.

    I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
    And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
    I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
    And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

    Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,
    A clip drape shipshape tip top sock.
    Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,
    But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.
    None of your fantastic slack swap slop
    From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.
    Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock
    With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock.
    Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock,
    Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sock
    Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block.
    Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop
    Tip me to a tip top grip top sock.




    But be reee-ally careful with the one below):

    I SLIT A SHEET
    A SHEET I SLIT.
    UPON THE SLITTED SHEET,
    I SIT!


    Hey, how's your tongue? If it's not too twisted, you're ready for THE BUG.

    A BIG BLACK BUG
    BIT A BIG BLACK BEAR.
    WHERE'S THE BIG BLACK BEAR
    THE BIG BLACK BUG BIT?

    Betty Botter bought some butter, "But", she said "this butter's bitter, If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter! But a bit of better butter will make my batter better!". So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter! So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter. .

    To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock
    In a pestilential prison with a life long lock
    Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
    From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

    How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
     
  9. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    LMFAO ireland...

    I can't repeat in the forum what those had me saying after my tongue was thouroughly tied.
     
  10. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    maybe we should have those laws/rules here at afterdawn..

    Dumb Alabama Laws
    # It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

    # Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

    # You may not drive barefooted.

    # It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

    # It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

    # Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

    # Masks may not be worn in public.

    # Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

    # Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

    # Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

    # It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

    # Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

    # Incestous marriages are legal.

    # It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

    # You must have windshield wipers on your car.

    # You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

    Anniston
    # You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

    Jasper
    # It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

    Lee County
    # It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

    Mobile
    # It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.

    # It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.

    Montgomery
    # It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)
     
  11. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    California Drive Exam

    For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special application and driver's test solely for the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area.

    Here it is below:

    GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:

    Name:______________ Stage name: ________________
    Agent:______________ Attorney:__________________

    Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male ___formerly female ___both

    If female, indicate breast implant size: ____
    Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___

    Please list brand of cell phone: ________.
    If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:________________________

    Please check hair color:
    Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
    Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead

    Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that
    apply)
    [ ] Eating
    [ ] Applying make-up
    [ ] Talking on the phone
    [ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat
    [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
    [ ] Tanning
    [x] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)
    [ ] Watching TV
    [ ] Reading Variety
    [ ] Surfing the net via laptop

    Please indicate how many times:
    a) you expect to shoot at other drivers ____
    b) how many times you expect to be shot at while driving ____

    If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:
    a) Call the police to report the crime
    b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase
    c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through
    d) Call your therapist
    e) None of the above (South Central residents only)

    In the event of an earthquake, should you:
    a) stop your car
    b) keep driving and hope for the best
    c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones
    d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4

    In the instance of rain, you should:
    a) decelerate by 5 mph
    b) drive twice as fast as usual
    c) you're not sure what "rain" is

    Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ____.
    Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
    a) Prozac
    b) Zovirax
    c) Lithium
    d) Zanax
    e) Valium
    f) Zoloft
    If none, please explain: __________________.

    Length of daily commute:
    a) 1 hour
    b) 2 hours
    c) 3 hours
    d) 4 hours or more

    When stopped by police, should you:
    a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready
    b) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway
    c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit.
     
  12. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    time for a wee drop of guinness

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  13. guyrus

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    now why would this be!!!!!!
     
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    ireland Active member

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    guyrus
    i made ye a sig pix,for the reason ye backed me with that nut!!!!!
    if ye want it get it hosted..

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  16. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    I backed ye too ireland....no sig necessary. LOL
     
  17. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    LOCOENG

    i know those all that did help..guyrus was the only one that did not have a sig..

    i thank ye...and thank ye all!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    He's afraid of getting banned with a sig that isn't conforming to the site rules....he's tempted to break them....I know yours in conformant though. I'll urge him to use it.

    Anyone who knows you would have done the same.
     
  19. gwendolin

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    @Ireland, Thats how I pictured guyrus, to look.
     
  20. gurnard

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    ye really ugly LOL
     
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