Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report

I agree with BliveNC. I used the search for info I needed for almost two years before ever posting. Too many lazy people who can't do two seconds of trial and error before asking a stupid question.

 

Oh ya can I fit an 8.5 gig dvd on one 4.3 gig disk?

 

Is that whatcha call a blivet? 2 pounds a crap in a 1 pound bag? Only here we pull it off. LOL

 

yes...now quit bitching! lol

 

Lol, it needs to be done every now and then.

 

@all...I'm going to have to use that "2 pounds of crap in a one pound bag" ...I work in a state office bldg LOL!

 

That sounds like a 10 to 1 ratio. LOL

 

@brobear...you don't know the half of it LOL!

 

Government bureaucracy is famous. LOL I doubt many who have dealt with it would be surprised.

 

When they gave us computers in 1994, they said it would eliminate the paperwork. I'm still waiting patiently! Now, in addition to the same paperwork, we've got to enter identical information if three different databases because nothing talks to the other.

I work in the education end of social work and the money's run out; education is a low economic priority these days despite all the rhetoric to the contrary...someone get me another bag! LOL

 

good morning all,a little fun this morning..

How many moderators does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They think the world revolves around them

What do moderators and cow pies have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up

Why do moderators like tilt steering wheels? More head room!

Why don't moderators eat pickles? Because they get their heads stuck in the jar.

What's the mating call for a moderator? "I think I'm drunk!"

What's the mating call for a brunette? "has the moderator gone home yet?"

.Why does the moderator have TGIF written on hers/his tennis shoes? "Toes Go In First."

What do moderators and beer bottles have in common? their both empty from the neck up.

How do you give a moderator a brain transplant? Blow in hers/his ear.

How do you get a moderator's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her/his ear.

What do you call a zit on a moderator's butt? A brain tumor.

What's the advantage of being married to a moderator?
You can park in a handicapped zone

How do you make a moderator laugh on a Monday morning?
Tell her/him the joke on a Friday afternoon

If a moderator and a brunette jumped off a 20-story building at the same time, who would hit the ground first? The brunette. The humor moderator would stop and ask for directions.

How can you tell that a moderator has been using your computer? There's White-out all over the screen

Why do moderators have so much free time? Because so little is expected of them.

Why do you call a brunette standing between two moderators? An interpreter.

How many moderators does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Three. One to mix the batter, two to peel the M&M's.

How do you drive a moderator insane? Ask her/him to alphabetize your M&M's.

What do you call a moderator wearing a brunette wig?
Artificial Intelligence

 

ddp
Ever see one of those big bags they put over houses for fumigation (tent fumigation)? Then that still wouldn't be large enough. Fumigation may be needed for some of the bureaucrats though. LOL

 

Ahhh...now you've got it! You've got to pull those out when gerry1 gets around to crunching numbers! Therein lies the real skill! LOL

 

LOL Which, fumigation or the tent, or both? Did we just see you say that you're full of it? LOL

 

lol thats good Ireland

 

You got me; I CONFESS! After fourteen years, I can sling it with the best of them when I have to....isn't often though. I work directly with the public...and after fourteen years of it in a city like Philly, you get pretty damned jaded. Your agency's big shots stay away from you because they think you're nuttier than your clients...works in our favor and we do everything to promote the image LOL! Well, you must excuse me... I have a transvestite patiently waiting to tell me that the reason he/she can't find a job is because he needs to go to school to get some up to date skills. I'll have to tell him/her to lighten up on the makeup and that his dress in entirely too pushy.

 

ddp
ITS THE ONE ON THE RIGHT,he got it from!!!!!!!!!!!!