Locoeng, Where are my Free Latex Repair Patches ?

Loco, yuzz gots real sheep ?


LOco at his best

 

He had wool on his "Love Glove"? All I got was a bathroom tissue tube wrapped in rubber. Tho, during use it does make a "BAAAAAAAAA" sound out of the end.

 

More like this one Locaeng at his/her best

 

Sounds like this Loco Industries and it's CEO are one loser combo !

 

Really, i was going to ask Loco if i could have the irish franchise!

As i said, they're selling really well in Spain.

What about it loco - 20%?

 

Yes I as well, BUT it never hurts to have a GOOD backup!!!

Dear Mr. iluvendo,

Your persistence in this matter is commendable but you will NOT be able to endure the ride in which we can put you thru!! As stated before there are other players in the delivery process and it seems that either an employee of LOCO Industries or possibly a courier for the company, postal delivery person, has sabotaged your precious Dolle!! As for the Old Spice, Allspice, or whatever it was you might want to consider yourself in the "defilement" of said Dolle.

I've contacted many of your "friends" or "acquaintances" and they seem to indicate that you WEAR the fragrance you're describing and that you have periods of drunkenness in which you "black out" and don't remember certain events or acts you've committed!!!

Sir a strongly suggest that you contact Mr. LOCO and negotiate a settlement for your protection and ours.

Mr. LOCO will contact me at his earliest convenience during which we will agree on a settlement for your NEEDS and PLEASURES!!

The GM
Legal counsel for LOCO Industries
Long time user of the LOCO Ultimate Dolle Package

 

Sounds like legalese and lawyer krap to me

 

One sheep complete with garter and studded leash/collar combo dispatched 11AM local.



Should be with you in a couple of days.. Please read the user guide and pay attention to regular grooming/cleaning otherwise it can become environmentally hazardous after a period of use.

 

LMFAO!

 

Thank you Ms. vurnall!!

This is only a sample of the completeness in accommodation that the LOCO company can provide!!

iluvendo if you're interested and Mr. LOCO will agree we can ship that exact package out to you today!! Please consider said "Dolle" will make noise as another customer has already complained of a smaller device making similar noises to our "Wool Doole" package.


The GM
Legal counsel for LOCO Industries
Long time user of the LOCO Ultimate Dolle Package

ps. I do enjoy when customers choose to post a picture of themselves to share with all. iluvendo your "ridin dirty" pic is priceless!!! Although I thought you were a little more Asian than the picture indicates.

 

@varnull

So what scent will the sheep be wearing? Old spice again, or something a bit more earthy?

Or maybe you could give a choice of scented models?

 

Ms. Evastar,

Our products do NOT ship with scents as some customers have indicated. Mr. LOCO wears protective "clothing" and abstains from wearing anything that may "convey" an odor or possibly a substance to our products!!

If you plan to "pursue" a career with LOCO Industries please remember we have a vigorous training program that includes "interaction" with all products from LOCO Industries and upper management!!

Thanks for your interest and looking forward to getting more "closely" acquainted.

The GM
Legal counsel for LOCO Industries
Long time user of the LOCO Ultimate Dolle Package

 

@greensman

I didn't realise you had to get fully trained in all the 'ins and outs' of the products just to be able to sell them!

So do i have to travel to the states at my own expense for this personal training, or does the company fund my trip?

 

We can now, due to unprecidented customer demand, supply our "Loversheep" package in a variety of "flavours"

Ovis Canadensis ("horny devil")

Ovis Aries ("au naturelle")

And a range of custom urban scents for the discerning city dweller..

Cardiff Chipshop
Penarth Low Tide
Port Talbot Smog

to name just a few.

Obviously the customer can always go for the Ovis Aries or Ovis Canadensis basic models and spice it up to their own personal preference*..

* all sheep products will revert to the 2 basic scents after washing, though we can supply additional fragrance packs upon request.
Please enjoy your Loco Industries products, and use in a responsible manner..

As per noise comment.. Developing a taste for natural history or farming tv programmes does tend to alleviate the concerns of neighbours and family. Your sheep will likely enjoy quality time watching "one man and his dog" on dvd in your company.

 

This more appropriate for Goodswipe !!

 

let's bring him back so we can make fun of him..

.....gm