Locoeng, Where are my Free Latex Repair Patches ?

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  1. greensman

    greensman Regular member

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    Yes madam!! I'm awaiting the size specific increments (indications) from Mr. LOCO as I reply. Thanks for your understanding and inquiries.

    The GM
    LOCO Industries

    Interoffice MEMO:

    Where the HECK is Mr. LOCO?????????

    Please respond to this woman... she is scaring me about sizes and all!!! Just tell her something. If it's 12 inches then say so... no one will know anyway with all the lies that men have been telling throughout the years!!!!

    The GM

    link to SIZE crazed woman
     
    greensman, Sep 3, 2008
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  2. Evastar

    Evastar Regular member

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    @greensman

    i'm not size crazed - i just want value for money!!! LMAO!!
     
    Evastar, Sep 3, 2008
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  3. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    Two inches and tongue tied...the doll also comes with a hand actuator, much like the ones found on a blood pressure cuff, for a custom fit. Assuming that "loco size" would accomodate all would be a folly so I've obviously downsized considerably to make this feature available.
     
    LOCOENG, Sep 3, 2008
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  4. Evastar

    Evastar Regular member

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    Ok Loco

    Thanks very much for the info, i don't think i want one after all! Cheers! :)
     
    Evastar, Sep 3, 2008
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  5. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    Maybe you don't understand what tongue tied means? :O
     
    LOCOENG, Sep 3, 2008
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  6. Evastar

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    Obviously not! You want to explain it to me? LOL!
     
    Evastar, Sep 3, 2008
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  7. GrandpaBW

    GrandpaBW Active member

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    You should be telling them about the 2" of quiver, on the end. Or was that supposed to be a surprise?
     
    GrandpaBW, Sep 3, 2008
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  8. iluvendo

    iluvendo Active member

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    A lingual frenectomy is in order !!!
     
    iluvendo, Sep 3, 2008
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  9. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    It was supposed to be a suprise.
     
    LOCOENG, Sep 3, 2008
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  10. iluvendo

    iluvendo Active member

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    Not if you are tongue tied
     
    iluvendo, Sep 3, 2008
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  11. tripplite

    tripplite Guest

    dammit looking at loco is hard enough.... staring at the dam critter all night long with his mouth open is just suicide why would you want one in the first place? EL Oh EL

    (unsatisfied customer looking for another source of pleasure)
    -tripplite
     
    tripplite, Sep 3, 2008
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  12. Evastar

    Evastar Regular member

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    Ok, obviously us poor innocent little irish people over here use a different vocabulary to you lot over there ;)

    But back to the main point. Are there any satisfied loco industry customers out there? Or would i just be wasting my money?
     
    Evastar, Sep 4, 2008
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  13. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm satisfied.
     
    LOCOENG, Sep 4, 2008
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  14. Evastar

    Evastar Regular member

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    Yeah, but you're not a customer! LOL!

    You're the salesperson!
     
    Evastar, Sep 4, 2008
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  15. iluvendo

    iluvendo Active member

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    Ouch !!!
     
    iluvendo, Sep 4, 2008
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  16. Evastar

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    Yippee!!

    My Loco industries doll arrived in the post yesterday. It has now been thoroughly tested and I am happy to say is in perfect working order!

    Great value for money! ;)
     
    Evastar, Oct 25, 2008
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  17. varnull

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    Another satisfied customer :)
     
    varnull, Oct 25, 2008
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  18. rtm27

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    That's 1 down.....untold numbers to go!!
     
    rtm27, Oct 25, 2008
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  19. iluvendo

    iluvendo Active member

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    Untold, because there none to be told (of)
     
    iluvendo, Oct 25, 2008
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  20. greensman

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    There are many and they should step forward!! All we hear from are the crack pots and abusers. Case in point this whiner/complainer iluvendo. What he did to his dolle is beyond me. :p

    Well that should prompt the owner of Loco Industries to hide said thread..... hehehee. :p

    The GM
     
    greensman, Oct 25, 2008
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