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mmmmm, beer...

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Liquid86, Jul 6, 2003.

  1. Oriphus

    Oriphus Senior member

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    Yeah, im hardly ever hammered. About once every week or fortnight only. Used to be 3 times a week. lol
     
  2. princy1

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    I still try to get hammered at least once a week, you need to let your hair down. I have at least a couple most nights, not that drink should rule your life, but after a few drinks is definitley not the best time for boxing (unless their more pissed than you are).


    P.s. Love you too Oriphus
     
  3. Oriphus

    Oriphus Senior member

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    lol cheers Princy. Yeah, i would sit and have a few beers most nights. Since i injured my ankle i can train so i've put on 10KG. Im starting my training next week again to try to get back in shape.
     
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    I have got to add another beer that is really good and that is keiths very good just drank about 3 pitchers of it myself and some bavaria and then stold some budah statue wow what a good night ......
     
  5. Oriphus

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    Is it one of those statues with the big long cocks? lol
     
  6. princy1

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    Kieth's, can't say I've heard of that one before. What part of the world is that from?

    Come to think of it, I havn't heard of a statue with a big cock. And I'm not too sure I want to know either

    :eek:p
     
  7. Prisoner

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    Keiths is the pride of Nova scotia, Sir Keith died in great honour to bring you that beer and you beter enjoy it. LOL, at least that what all the new ads with some scotish guy for some reason keeps saying. If any one is still in the Dark, Nova Scotia is in Canada, So yes its an other Canadian beer. I my self can see why you drank 3 pitches, I held down 6 pitches of it my self and ask why I was spending so much money to drink water. I find it really light, and it fails my beer test. I can see my hand through the glass. But most if not all my friend drink it.
    I am not even going to tough that statue comment.
     
  8. Oriphus

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    They are supposed to bring you good sex lives those statues with the long cocks. They are from South American regions and Himalayas
     
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    They are supposed to bring you good sex lives those statues with the long cocks. They are from South American regions and Himalayas
     
  10. princy1

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    So the you rub the belly of the one's with the big belly for good luck.

    What do you rub for a good sex life?
     
  11. c7015

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    well the budah was a big fat guy ..no huge cock on him but it allready got stolen off me ...which I think is hillarious

    oh the part of the world was Canada but that is not a reflection of our culture just something some guy wanted in his garden that he no longer has
     
  12. Oriphus

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    Nice one, pity it got stolen though. You should get one of those statues with the big cocks though, apparently it is a sign of fertility. You could really impress the ladies with it, unless of course you are a lady, in which case you could impress the men ;-)

    Though i would presum you are a guy
     
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    ha ha no not a lady but it would be a good plan. I think if I could get one legit than I might be able to hold on to it for more than an hour or two
     
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    Yeah. But remember, they have super powers that can make you extremely fertile, according to the myth. So be cautious on the one you choose lol
     
  15. Prisoner

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    If your really having problems drop the statue and just get vigra, that should fix most of your problems. Or sit in the center of stone hedge, I have heard that has some power. But you may need the statue if you keep drinking. The more you drink the more you droop.
     
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    ha ha being 19 dont think that I will be needing viagra anytime soon the statue came in my possetion after drinking allot one night and stealing it from guys garden lol
     
  17. Oriphus

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    Fuckity fusk theres no beer in the house.

    Im gonna make like a bird and get the flock outta here and go find some beer!!!!
     
  18. princy1

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    Sounds like you've got a common drinking problem, like mine

    Two hands and only one mouth!!
     
  19. Oriphus

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    Thats exactly the problem i have. Im going to make like a bird and get the flock outta here and go buy some before the shop closes cuz its the Man UTd vs Juventus match tonight
     
  20. Prisoner

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    Drinking problem?
    I just keep hitting my eye with the glass, thats my drinking problem. Man that really sounds like a drunk comment and I haven't even had my lunch alcohol, I mean blood refill for the day.
     

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