@Auslander...it's hard to believe that 15 years ago, I had a 38 in chest lol! I tried it on before sending it and could hardly get it over my shoulders and the corresponding ends of the zipper were about four inches from ever meeting again lol! You know, it's strange, I'm not really overweight, I'm only 170 pounds and I'm 5'10 (but I was 145 then lol); strange how gravity rearranges your body over the years. I can just see it now...a 54 year old guy with a cane wearing a motorcycle jacket (though it just wasn't my thing even when it did fit!) It was a present from a friend who is a motorcycle cop...he was a great guy. Glad I found someone to wear it rather than having it sit in a box under my bed!
Go for it, my boy! Gotta stuff that jock strap with something ... might as well be money (he-he-he...forgive me, I couldn't resist).
I've got a whole collection of pasties and high heels if you want them Auslander. I'm really picky about what I wear so they all match and there are even several pasties that'll go with different heels so you can mix it up a bit
What's the difference between a dancer and a stripper ? A dancer will rob you blind A stripper will rob the blind 10 signs you need to quit dancing (or should I say all out raunchy) 10 While in prison you make it your duty to teach the fellow inmates a profession.. (how to use the pole correctly) (and become very popular). 9 You have to share a $20 hotel room with 2 other girls to afford it (every night). 8 You haven't had or needed your drivers license in so long.. you forgot how to drive. 7 You go to work with $20 and leave broke (you got dances all night) (and your hammered) gee,, did you by your self drinks all night? again? 6 You often sign you stage name on your checks (yea right... like a dancer has a check book). 5 Chaos... when 3 sugar daddy's walk in at the same time 4 You managed to get kicked out of every hotel in town 3 You managed to get fired at every club in town and have to move (again) 2 You managed to get your ass beat by every dancer in town 1 You read this list and get really pissed off. neph all for ye....
@Permiggs...great to see you again; my favorite scoundrel on this site LOL! @Neph: how about the ol double bag routine?
Nice to see more nics 'unmasked' Now if some more will unveil themselves ..... gerry1 I wouldn't even ask about the double bag bit :0)
