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Mugshots to the Nicks Part II

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by DVDBack23, Nov 16, 2005.

  1. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    from the online dictionary


    git Noun. An idiot or contemptible person. Derived from 'get'.

    nancy Noun. 1. An effeminate male. Derog.
    2. A homosexual. Derog.
    Adj. Effeminate, weak.

    nancy-boy Noun. A homosexual male. Derog.

    northern monkey Noun. A person from the North. Vaguely, anywhere north of Birmingham. Derog.
     
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  2. pulsar

    pulsar Active member

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    @ Lethal;

    Quote;

    "[edit] by the way, pulsar.. 1am? I thought you had a "life"!"

    That is just a vicious rumour I pass around, it is a vain attempt at convincing myself that I do have a life! LOL!

    Northern monkey, is that not derived from the monkey hangers of Hartlepool?

    I typed "Northern Monkey" into google & ended up on this site, I found this little tale. It is forking hilarious!!

    http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7207

    That thread is part of "Barrys' gold", it is worth a glance at some of the other threads too, I thought we could be harsh on newbies, but this lot take the biscuit! Just my cup of tea! LOL!!
     
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  3. permiggs

    permiggs Regular member

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    Me a londoner?!? LOOOL - Far from it!

    But my mrs is a proper East End cockney girl through and through. She can have a full conversation in slang that i never heard of before! And trust me, i do know quite a few of them! Her whole family still live (...and will die) in London, and use slang on a daily basis...

    What i wrote above was some of the ones that got me thinking when i first heard them... That was the very sentence my mrs wrote on a paper when she tried to 'teach' me the hard slang... Still didn't get it tough... lol
     
  4. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    pulsar - have you never seen Lock, Stock.. scene in the stripclub?
    what a great movie.

    Permiggs - knew you weren't a Londoner mate. You can tell when someone is "putting on" the cockney, as they exaggerate it and use rhyming where it is hardly ever used :)
     
  5. gerry1

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    Many years ago, I'd started to read "A Clockwork Orange" ... the novel came complete with a cockney dictionary. I gave up trying to read it as I had to look up every other word; I found it impossible to read (although in those days my own English left something to be desired). Eventually, I rented the movie (Malcolm McDowell if memory serves). I have no idea if the cockney in the book or movie was genuine but it was facinating. I also run into it from time to time on BBC programming aired in the US. I don't know what it is but I could listen to it for hours.

    I also worked with an English cop here in Philly who was part of some exchange program; I don't know if it was cockney but it sure wasn't the queen's english!

    Pity the site doesn't have a sampeling of people's voices; it would be neat to try and place peoples' posts with the sound of the voice.
     
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  6. permiggs

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    Well, it depends... Sometimes when i visit down there, they slang every other word which makes me feel a bit out of place...(in other words, it pi$$es me right off...) I know a lot of them, but there's soo many different variations to the same rhyme that you do end up loosing yourself sometimes...

    But to be honest, i find it easier to understand cockney slang than geordie... That's probably what that guy was Gerry... Now, that is another language!

    Hey Gerry, where's your mug?
     
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  7. pulsar

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    @ Lethal, not seen Lock, Stock for a while, but I do vaguely recall the scene you mentioned.
    I think that he was referring to the 2 scousers who nicked the guns.

    I remember Dick Van Dyke doing a "cockney" accent in Mary Poppins, that was a laugh!
     
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  8. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    Get on the skype boy ;-)

    Pulsar - It's worth watching again mate.
     
  9. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm trying to call you now...so where are you?
     
  10. pulsar

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    C'mon Lethal where are you on skype?
     
  11. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    Come on people, get your mugshots up.. I could do with cheering up!
     
  12. gerry1

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    I'll try to find a pic of my astonishingly handsome self when I get home...you've all been deprived of my splendor long enough lol!
     
  13. rav009

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    Nice one!

    Look forward to ya mug Gerry :D
     
  14. ireland

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    Lethal_B
    is inside this car,crap he has tinted windows,better luck next time to see his mug...i can see a wee bit of a arm on the back of the gal..i wonder with part of the gal hes grabing?

    [​IMG]
     
  15. rav009

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    The feet... :S
     
  16. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    I'd probably be going for the arse.

    Here's ireland robbing his local newsagents. You can't see his face because he's a "hoodie"!

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. ireland

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    Lethal_B

    that can not be me,as i would be looking at the big boobs magazines...
    with sun glasses and a black hood on..

    magazine cover
    [​IMG]

     
  18. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    Ah, mate -- Keeley is just gorgeous. The full pic of her (from which I cut the face out of for my sig) is better though. Just ask billy-bob! =)
     
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    You know I had to bump this.........

    [​IMG]
     
  20. DVDBack23

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    rav,
    you should have bumped with a mugshot of yourself finally! you or Ben...you cant keep leaving aD in suspense ;)
     

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