something tells me Jamzbond has entirely waaaaaaaay too much time on his hands... did you think this all up on your own, or were you assisted by mad libs? remember that little comic book, fill in the blanks !!??
@Gear79 Don't believe I know the mad lib comic. Not sure if I'm supposed to say thanks.... or turn red with embarassment. Anyways, I have an overactive imagination with a decent(sometimes indecent) sense of humor to boot. That's all. Well that's what I delude myself into believing. My psychiatrist calls me up whenever she's feeling depressed so I guess I'm doing something right ;-) As long as you're not offended (& you think it's funny) then I'll keep 'em coming. If it's not, then just send me a PM & I'll refrain. I'm pretty good at detecting 'subtle hints' especially if they're preceded by WT....followed by a couple of exclamations,number signs and asterisks,etc ;-)
its all good, i have a sense of humor, you will find me at times doing the same stuff. the mad libs little comic book is a classic, i dont think they make them anymore, but i know they were popular when i was growing up.
Sorry i havent posted lately!! The king is generous Today. Maybe I should just let her shop all the time. Take my advice Im not using it!!!
Jamz......pretty good at subtle hints? I need a sledge hammer. Save a spot on your psych's couch for me. OK
@ Mack Feel free to drop by anytime my friend. I'm sure you'll be happy if she slots you in. Always great couch time ;-)
is that your excuse then, the one your going to stick with.............more like heavy fingers on the keyboard....lol
take your meds and all will be fine !! nice sig andmerr, i have been following you and phantom with it, not to mention dartnip wanting his.
Oh good, I thought you would suggest locking the cage! I saved this tiny budgie from being picked on by a bunch of bullies. She hasn't grown at all (I guess she was just a runt and not a baby) but manages to boss our 90 lb. dog around. BTW....Many happy returns andmerr.
@Andmerr What heavy fingers?. I'm as stealthy on my keyboard as a dog on a frozen pond What can I tell ya, it's the Arthritis my friend. I just can't seem to shake it and the meds just ain't workin' like they used to. BTW, love the new sig, really cool.
@Andmerr You mean you have arthritis too? lol @Mack I've only been around you for a short while and in that time I already know that you love your PC, prolly more than your wife; your wife is incensed by this and takes solice in shopping and you've asked a bunch of wise cracks for advice, who if they had the solution in the first place, would not be posting here at odd hours of the night to avoid competing for the compy with their own wife/girlfriend. And you wonder why your budgie is on meds!. For heaven's sake man, do the poor bird a favor and leave his cage open or run out to the pharmacy and get him something really strong. Ummmh.....might I suggest Prozap. No, not Prozac. This is new on the market, manufactured by the same company that makes Vioxx, it's a combination of Prozac and........yep, you guess it.....Crack!. It's readily available at your nearby CVS. (....Crack Vending Station). LOL
Thanks for the advice, however, we seemed have drifted from helping jfk. LOL You guys crack me up. The bird does have free-range of the house, that is why she wigs out on the dog. BTW, I don't know, prozap with viagra....could be a lethal combination for the bird???
Thanks Gear79 but it is I who needs therapy. I somehow in my moment of stupor(more like stupidity) confused Jfk & Mack. @ Mack My sincerest apologies to you, your consort & your budgie. It was just plain dumb. Sorry pal. Really. I'm gonna stand in the corner and take a time out. @Jfk I'm not the chauvinist pig that I seem to be. Nope!.....I'm actually worse in person, lol. Seriously though, you have options. Gear79's suggestion of getting a 2nd compy and networking them is certainly a great suggestion if you don't find the cost prohibitive. Alternatively, schedule designated times and have some unallocated time slots for whoever needs to use it more is another idea. I know this is not romantic and seems regimented but if it's practical and is agreeable to both of you then it's a possible solution. Wouldn't recommend the latter though, as you might find that she also comes up with a schedule for ...ahem!...[bold]'something else'[/bold] (which you treasure and need in order to maintain your sanity) and that would be no fun,LOL. BTW folks I'm available for therapy sessions between the hours of 10am-2pm 7 days/week: Except on Mondays when I go fishing with my buddies between 7am-6pm And on Tuesdays when I go house showing to my real estate clients between 8am-4pm And on Wednesdays when I fly out of town on company business between 9am-3pm And on Thursdays when I play golf with my buddies between 8am-4pm And on Fridays when I have a series of important meetings between 8am-5pm And on Saturdays because my Secretary is an Adventist so no appts are made for this day And on Sunday because I go to church and spend the day being as devout as possible. The office is closed between 2pm-10am everyday. My courteous and friendly secretary will be more than happy to make an appt for you so feel free to call and schedule a session. LOL
