Need a real b.i.t.c.h. thread for members on up

and that was what creaky, your own fanciful twist on what a bitch should be..........................lol

 

[bold] getting rid of the saftly value would be a great start[/bold]

i would push for that creaky .keeping it a tech ONLY fourm .to MANY pointless threads that are started just cause flamewars and degrade the site. "KEEPING IT A TECH FOURM ONLY" gets my vote!!!!!

 

thats the most sensible thing you've said today
rich

 

A FLAME WAR SURE AS HELL IS NOT NEEDED ON A TECH FORUM LIKE AFTERDAWN...
or have the mods baby-sit a bitch board or thread..that sure would turm into the best banning thread here at afterdawn..

I also hate to see a flaming board as ye can be sure the mods have enough to do around here then to watch a bitch thread,and still trying to keep the site in-check..

now this is a real bitch
THE ULTIMATE FLAME



You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

I Hope This Helps...

 

the ultimate flame hey ireland saw this somewhere

 

guyrus
i posted that a couple of times..and another member by the name of LOCOENG also posted it..

 

now now ireland so informal these days, you know who this is

 

@aabbccdd...I've really got to disagree with you on that one. My haunt is in the home theater forums. When I first became a member, it was to ask the occasional question and wouldn't come back for months. One time, I saw a question in the HT forum and answered where I met a former addict and things got fun ... but as the social element and the fun didn't really belong in the hyjcking of someone's thread, we moved it to the safety valve. I became a far more active member both in the forum and the safety valve because AD had a certain elememt to it that other sites lack. All work and no play just plain isn't interesting. I really think if the safety valve were removed, it would be just as boring as every other site. As a member of this community, I believe it's everbodys' duty to help out in the forums but if that's all there were to this place, I'm reasonably sure that I'd rapidly lose interest.

 

I look upon that as creative writing. Someone put a lot of thought and effort into that!

 

Yeah if not for the good natured bantering that goes on around here I wouldn't be here much either. If all I had to look forward to here were noob questions accompanied by some good and some bad answers, then I dare say few would be here. I was pi$$ed this AM when I couldn't get threads from AD around 7am central.

 

well there are still heaps of querions that have gone unanswered in the threads without replies area

 

gerry thats a really cool sig , i like it!!!

after second thought the SV has its place but i still think any new thread thats started in the SV should have to be oked by a mod ,just to keep the bad threads out

 

I don't see the point of venting stuff in threads if u want to vent just blog it. but dont do anything that is going to cause u guys and gals to b banned from aD.

 

well what about the kids that are past members i swear ALOT but i don't like doing it in public or writing it just out of common courtesy for other ppl and children (accept on xbox live 8*P

 

we do have a bitch thread,watch ye P's and Q's and do not name members with ye bitching and no swearing

here
Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site,....
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/322699

 

Ireland doesnt play around ;-)