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Need an easy to use brute force program

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by brightman, Jun 20, 2005.

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  1. evnflow

    evnflow Guest

    i thought masturbation was supposed to be a stress reliever?then buddy you should be mellowed out....pathetic, huh?..here's an idea take one of those cds you haveing laying around flip to where the bottom is facing up and tell me what you see...ohhh this thread gets better everyday..lol
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  2. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    who is calling the kettle black as you are the pathetic individual not us. there is only 1 person who can help you out of your situation & that is you not us!!
     
    ddp, Jun 23, 2005
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    okay brightman
    How about one more? Ever wonder why you never had real sex? I'll tell you - no woman would touch you with a 10 foot poll. I've never even seen you but from how you have described yourself I can only imagine - and it isn't pretty.
    Now will you either leave or tell us who you really are?
     
    binkie7, Jun 23, 2005
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  4. jim_dandy

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    If I spanked it that much I couldn't even get out of bed.
    Take some of that energy you waste whacking and ..[bold]GET A F*CKING JOB[/bold]
     
    jim_dandy, Jun 23, 2005
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  5. brightman

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    I'll have you all know that I just got so mad that I punched and kicked the wall in my room over and over again and now there are bunch of huge holes in the wall and it's all thanks to you... [bold]fusk![/bold] I don't even know why I care since you all are a bunch of loser low lifes! I tried to take your insultments and mockeries as constructive at first but now I am FED UP!
    -Brightman
     
    brightman, Jun 23, 2005
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  6. evnflow

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    somebody call a WHAAAAA-mbulance.....
     
    evnflow, Jun 23, 2005
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  7. evnflow

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    have you tried massage therapy, to relieve tension?...oohhh that's right...you're addicted to it...lol
    ;)
     
    evnflow, Jun 23, 2005
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    lets see some pictures of the holes in the wall
     
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    yeah dont get him started on more massage evnflow.I think he should leave it alone and let that little thing heal. LOL
     
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    Just keeps on getting better & better. You go on about English men, interesting, in fact you said & I quote
    "I don't get you English-men period."

    That sounds like a woman talking to me. A man would have said English, not English-men!

    I think I am getting close on this one, I can feel it in my water.

    Pulsar
     
    pulsar, Jun 23, 2005
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  11. evnflow

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    LMAO....

    he may want to try some herbal relaxer...he seems like he needs anger management... ;)
     
    evnflow, Jun 23, 2005
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     ... If that's the case, maybe the batteries need replacement ... that'll get things vibrating again ...
     
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  13. jim_dandy

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    LMAO,Im sitting here watching Seinfeld.. which I love btw.. and Im finding this thread even more funny than Seinfeld.
     
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    I am about to roll a big fat one.

    This thread is indeed entertainment of the highest calibre!
     
    pulsar, Jun 23, 2005
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    I don't know, Seinfeld is very funny, especially Costanza and Kramer. It's my favorite show. Which episode is it?
     
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  16. jim_dandy

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    there in the Chinese restaurant waiting for a table and Jerry is daring Elaine to steal something off somebodys plate.LOL
     
    jim_dandy, Jun 23, 2005
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  17. evnflow

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    quick question..is dela a man or a woman?
     
    evnflow, Jun 23, 2005
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    awww yes, The Chinese Restaurant, a classic. I love when George says "for fifty bucks, I'd stick my face in their soup and blow"
     
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    I have most of the series on dvd,I never get tired of that show.
     
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    I think dela is a man, but I could be wrong,not that it makes a difference.
     
    jim_dandy, Jun 23, 2005
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