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is it the pic ??

 

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that better ?

 

sweet so it was just the size and not the moggy in the fish bowl lol

 

but it ok now

 

Like ur new pic moggs

I would like to say here: not all women watch soaps!

I can't stand them especially eastenders, it's the most depressing programme I've ever seen.

 

lol thanks eva

you sure you are a women lol women and soaps go together dont they??

 

LOL, now you sound like DDT..oops...I mean DDP. Are you a chemist or something? You know way too much about these chemical acronyms.

 

lol thanks eva

you sure you are a women lol women and soaps go together dont they??[/quote]

That's like saying that every guy on the planet has to like football! Soaps are awful rubbish and the people who watch them are actually more likely to be clinically depressed than people who don't.

 

Has everyone double dosed on sleeping pills today? Why is this still open?! :O

 

You still awake ddp?

Tell me some more about Canada please. What do you like best about living there, and what do you dislike? What would you change if you could?

 

Who is the guy in the picture below or is it a woman?

Move away from your keyboard and have another look.

 

A businessman entered a pub, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double scotch on the rocks.

After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, and then he ordered another double scotch.

After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double scotch.

Finally, the bartender said,

"Look, buddy, I'll bring you drinks all nightlong.

But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order another.

"The customer replied,

"I'm looking at a photo of my wife.

When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."

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Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending.

"Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him,

"I want you to run outside as fast as you can.

Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes.

You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you."

So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door.

Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom.

He had the look of obvious relief on his young face.

"Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"

"I didn't have to go that far, mom.

Just as I got to the front door,

I found a box that had a sign on it:



FOR THE SICK."

 

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Old Woman or Young Girl?




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Nice, that's old school man. You just brought back some precious memories.