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Paying homage to my AD Family....well sort of

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Jamzbond, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    NicHt: synonyms, young man. both languages are full of them. ^.^

    don't forget dander, expander, reprimander, candor, and pander.
     
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  2. gerry1

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    @max....beautiful, as always. I hope Jamz is lurking about and reads your words. I wish you folks read french.

    @everyone...This thread is oddly sacred territory. No nastiness is permitted. Moreso, there are certain paranormal entities (for lack of a better term) who are the extremely powerful "keepers of the thread" who will rain slow but certain suffering onto anyone who has anything but the nobelest of intentions here. Sisyphus himself spends eternity pushing his rock uphill in this little dimention of cyber-space all for a millisecond of thoughts displeasing to the gods.
     
  3. ddp

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    i'm watching!!!!
     
  4. gerry1

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    LOL! Naturally, who else could I have meant ;)
     
  5. tocool4u

    tocool4u Guest

    Your very intelligent.Im sorry I will refrain from the sacred territory and enjoy the thread
     
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  6. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    gerry, maybe neph, flip or darth??!!
     
  7. gerry1

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    @tocool4u....you're a bright guy, you've experienced much even at your young age that many of us can't imagine...try your hand at a little creative writing!...it can be amusing, insightful, sad, poetic, funny ... whatever you want it to be provided it's a serious attempt. Max and Jamzbond are the pros, I throw in my two cents on rare occasion. Give writing a try just for the hell of it. Don't worry about being "good" so much as expressing yourself as best you can. Give it a try! I've read many of your posts and know you have much to share.
     
  8. NicHt

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    Maybe so in English. But in German it's different.
    But whatever.

    That Is annoyingly true. But in this case it means something different. But it doesn't matter, it's not even that important (at all)

    Now I have to rhyme,

    There Once was An addict* named Auslander
    In truth he should have been called the Man handler.
    Flaming newbies and members alike,
    And setting them up on a pike.
    For the wolves to come, with the member impaled on a pike.
    Although he was clever and smart, to evil he is not dislike.
    He tried to capture the world, but Realized Ireland was to.
    Resulting in a bloody fight, which only fools might.
    Nicht came along, the fool he is, and asked "WTF is happening?"
    Ireland pasted a weird picture of a nuclear explosion on his mapening.
    This was a special mapening, which turned everything real
    Allowing Auslander to rip off Nichts limbs while he squeled.
    ~Im wasting Oxygen writing this crappy whatever it is
    ~So im just gonna stop before nicht did.


    Dont worry, I will NEVER EVER write another poem again.

     
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  9. Lethal_B

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    I miss Jamzbond - I hope he comes back and re-ignites this thread :)
     
  10. NicHt

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    yeah, All my poems suck. Jamz seems to be talented.
    Come back jamz!
     
  11. creaky

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    all i have to offer is NicHt's sig is out of spec. 5 lines and the gay non-AD link has to go also..
     
  12. ddp

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    seems i warned him 2 days ago about that, didn't i NicHt?!! edit ASAP or suffer a temp ban or worse!
     
  13. Auslander

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    NicHt: you need to come to missouri so i can give you a big fat sloppy wet smack with a toilet plunger. ^.^
     
  14. NicHt

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    I was half way through that sentence when I became scared and didn't really want to know what was at the end. But It was good ^_^

    And If anyone cares, I am moving to Wisconsin this month. Away from Germany and all this stuff, it's not Missouri but its close enough to hit with a ballistic missile. Providing you have one... What Am I talking about, Your Auslander of course you have one :p Or a couple thousand.

    Speaking of which did you get your girl that 'promise ring yet'?
     
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  15. Polyarny

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    good poem max as always, love it.

    and if he doesnt then i do.
     
  16. NicHt

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    Edited Scared by Gerry1
     
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  17. gerry1

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    [bold]Hyjacking someone else's thread or changing its subject to meet your petty little vengeful needs is no more than piss-poor manners. Why do you have to do this and screw things up? Another good thread is going to bite the dust because of inconsiderate people. JERKS![/bold]
     
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  18. ireland

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    gerry1
    it sounds like ye is a wee bit pissed today..

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Ripper

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    ooh, I thought I'd jump on this thread. I noticed "creative writing" be mentioned earlier on, which I am fond of doing :)
    So though I'd post in it.

    Nothing to offer as such, but hey! ;)

    PS: Gerry, please don't bite my head off :p
     
  20. MaxBurn

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    It would be nice if we could keep this thread alive with creativity.
    Any attempt at poetry is welcome, at least by me, and im sure thats what Jamz intended. He started this thread when a lot of negative attacks and flames were going on, and there was a mass exodus by AD members. For me it helped in that it gave me something to keep the voices in my head distracted for a little while. Then other distractions happened, and i forgot about poetry for a while. It takes me a little while to compose one, as i write it down on the fly many times, then i go back and edit spelling and structure. I am glad that members like my poems, but really, im not that good at it. I do like to do them, and try to give it my best.


    [bold]The Sacred Thread[/bold]
    There exists in cyberspace
    A sort of sacred place.
    It lives in AD, which is a community
    Of many different flavors of humanity.
    Some come to help, some come to fight.
    Some come just to prove they are right.
    Some come to learn, maybe how to burn.
    Some come just to pass time in the night.
    Here there are many different threads,
    That put all kinds of words in our heads.
    In this community there is a thread
    That refuses to be dead.
    It was put here by Jamz.
    Probably only one of his many names.
    He hoped to bring out the best in us.
    Its not a place to flame, or cause a fuss.
    Its a place to inspire.
    A place to light the human fire.
    It takes more effort to help,
    Its pretty easy to make someone yelp.
    The next time you lend a hand,
    Seek to understand.
    Try to make sure you are helping your fellow man.
    Let that be the focus of your plan.
    Let that hand be open yet solid,
    Let yourself be proud of what you did.
    It is harder to help but the rewards are great.
    It may even alter your fate.
    So let us all try to respect the nature of this thread.
    If we do that, we keep it alive, and its never dead.

    MaxBurn
    12 Nov 2006
     

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