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People, please call me a dumbass................

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by baabaa, Apr 30, 2005.

  1. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    still too early or too late!!!
     
  2. baabaa

    baabaa Active member

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    I have to be late, no one has ever accused me of being early before, except the ex (just before she finished with me....LOL)
     
  3. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    than you must have been late from not realising something was up & you didn't know
     
  4. ScubaPete

    ScubaPete Senior member

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    Aaauuggg,

    What they said BUT just don't say I started it . . .
     
  5. Mr_Taz_UK

    Mr_Taz_UK Regular member

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    [bold]Dumbass![/bold]

    was funny tho.

    hehehehehe
     
  6. Quadratic

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    lmfao that was a good story *laughs hard*
     
  7. pulsar

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    Not read the story yet. Hell, when have I ever needed an excuse to call anyone a dumbass?

    Dumbass!

    Pulsar.
     
  8. pulsar

    pulsar Active member

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    Just read the story & the following confession. Wow what a dumbass!! I would have been proud of that one! I was a mechanical Engineer for 17yrs & have lots of disasters (self-inflicted, I may add!!) to tell.

    LOL Nice one baabaa!!

    Pulsar
     
  9. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Amazingly enough I missed this thread until just now.

    Sir Baabaa, you're sublime stoty telling ability had me hook, line and sinker. I won't call you any names though because I can't treat my favorite wooly hoochie mamma that way :p
     
  10. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    Hey Baabaa lets compare notes.All this week i have BEEN getting what a dumbass i am.

    The bank sent me a letter saying my credit card was about to expire shortly.So i went in and picked up the new one.After signing the sheet and recieving my card, like any good bank customer i reached across ,grabbed the scissors and started to shredd the old card.You no waste not want not.But then the teller said to me you know the new card doesnt start until the 1st of june 2005.So i'm a dumbass, cant access the money til next month.That is 23 days away.Then again who knows i may even save something this month at this rate.
     
  11. baabaa

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    ........a tear to my eyes..........

    Well andmerr, it does seem you have reached the point of an accolade, may I be the first to congratulate you to the ranks of [bold]Dumbass[/bold].........LOL
    If you can't spend the money yet, does that mean MORE of your cool threads................hope so........
     
  12. Doggy_Bot

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    Hello Sir [bold]baa-ass !!![/bold]
     
  13. philipman

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    your sig is way to big man.
     
  14. baabaa

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    [bold]Yeah, but it's my thread so chill out!!!!![/bold]........................heehee.

    LMAO, sorry just had to say that, but ya know me..........LOL

    @Doggy_Bot........a little big but the main problem is you didn't call me a dumbass......please read the rules at the beginning of the thread.
    Thankyou for your attention.

    p.s if you have seen me around the forum, you know not to take me seriously......................have a good one........

    Is your nick because you are half dog and half robot, or is it because you have a furry ass................Like me, ooops mines woolly, sorry................
     
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    Weycraze Regular member

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    @ baabaa

    Sorry to hear about the lewd of bad luck, that story was awesome!

    @ flip218

    Can I get that case with a draft tap instead of the coffee maker?(Guiness would be most excellent)
     
  16. regor

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    like Nephilim I happened on this thread a bit too late but I'm certainly glad you didn't kill the cat!
     
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    @baabaa - fantastic story, i especially liked the bit where you developed tourettes and the cat nearly being twatted by a hard drive..
     
  18. haymarket

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    I know its not funny - but how I laughed. That is the funniest story I have heard for a while.

    I loved the bit where you told your mate to take the plug out but he couldn't see where to pull it out from until you make it flash again.

    I read the bit about the window and was thinking that you were about to say you fell out of it.

    Great Story!

    Where was the sheep at the time - hope he / she is not scared of the dark and flashing lights!
     
  19. baabaa

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    LOL, my favourite appetitiser..............
     
  20. LivnDGirl

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    Quote:tourettes

    LOL, my favourite appetitiser..............
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    I thought that was the politically correct name for groupies!
     

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