I have to be late, no one has ever accused me of being early before, except the ex (just before she finished with me....LOL)
Not read the story yet. Hell, when have I ever needed an excuse to call anyone a dumbass? Dumbass! Pulsar.
Just read the story & the following confession. Wow what a dumbass!! I would have been proud of that one! I was a mechanical Engineer for 17yrs & have lots of disasters (self-inflicted, I may add!!) to tell. LOL Nice one baabaa!! Pulsar
Amazingly enough I missed this thread until just now. Sir Baabaa, you're sublime stoty telling ability had me hook, line and sinker. I won't call you any names though because I can't treat my favorite wooly hoochie mamma that way
Hey Baabaa lets compare notes.All this week i have BEEN getting what a dumbass i am. The bank sent me a letter saying my credit card was about to expire shortly.So i went in and picked up the new one.After signing the sheet and recieving my card, like any good bank customer i reached across ,grabbed the scissors and started to shredd the old card.You no waste not want not.But then the teller said to me you know the new card doesnt start until the 1st of june 2005.So i'm a dumbass, cant access the money til next month.That is 23 days away.Then again who knows i may even save something this month at this rate.
........a tear to my eyes.......... Well andmerr, it does seem you have reached the point of an accolade, may I be the first to congratulate you to the ranks of [bold]Dumbass[/bold].........LOL If you can't spend the money yet, does that mean MORE of your cool threads................hope so........
[bold]Yeah, but it's my thread so chill out!!!!![/bold]........................heehee. LMAO, sorry just had to say that, but ya know me..........LOL @Doggy_Bot........a little big but the main problem is you didn't call me a dumbass......please read the rules at the beginning of the thread. Thankyou for your attention. p.s if you have seen me around the forum, you know not to take me seriously......................have a good one........ Is your nick because you are half dog and half robot, or is it because you have a furry ass................Like me, ooops mines woolly, sorry................
@ baabaa Sorry to hear about the lewd of bad luck, that story was awesome! @ flip218 Can I get that case with a draft tap instead of the coffee maker?(Guiness would be most excellent)
like Nephilim I happened on this thread a bit too late but I'm certainly glad you didn't kill the cat!
@baabaa - fantastic story, i especially liked the bit where you developed tourettes and the cat nearly being twatted by a hard drive..
I know its not funny - but how I laughed. That is the funniest story I have heard for a while. I loved the bit where you told your mate to take the plug out but he couldn't see where to pull it out from until you make it flash again. I read the bit about the window and was thinking that you were about to say you fell out of it. Great Story! Where was the sheep at the time - hope he / she is not scared of the dark and flashing lights!
Quote:tourettes LOL, my favourite appetitiser.............. ************************************************************ I thought that was the politically correct name for groupies!