Either that or he has just felt a strange sensation in the seat of his pants............................
It's definitely a bad case of constipation. I know as I like to photograph my expressions whilst in the act - I'll make a coffee table book of them one of these days. Any ideas for the title?
I like those but I'm looking for something a little more mysterious like "Silent Screams" or maybe something poetic like "Musings Of An Overworked Sphincter".
I am here to tell you... in fact, the only reason I am here is to tell you that it most certainly is bowel corn; what better use for corn than to have it available in your bowel for times such as these. Need some corn? pluck some from your cavity glad I could help here!