***People with no lives Support thread**

It was basically a 3 hit combo.

1. Called her a fat ass because she had a fist full of mini cookies in her hand when I got home.

2. Locked her cat in our closet for a good portion of the day.....yes OUR CLOSET...despite what she thinks.

3. Told her that when we finally do get married I don't want her obnoxious cousins to come. They are the reason why people commit violent crimes. Obnoxious

So yeah, I think I dun did a pretty good job! Oh well, thank god for the internet

 

Oh yeah....that'll do it!!

 

@svtstang

You need a new fiance!LOL Get out while you can.

 

Lol garmoon

The thing is, and it is a biggie, she deals with my crap! I can be quite an ornery arse from time to time, not a lot of people have the level of patience that she has. I just write off things like this to "that time of the month!!" Guess it is fair.

Oh yeah, she is cute and does not mind cooking!! +1

 

cute+cooking=utopia?

my math isn't that good but it could also equal perfect.....

unfortunately i have deuced my self by being a good cook....i'll end up wearing the apron and working the kitchen LOL

 

Well Trip, you can make me dinner if you wish, but there is no way I am going to give you a kiss goodnight! uke:

 

Hey.. you did call her a "fat ass" /quote. I bet she weighs in considerably less than you (unless she IS a fat ass..)

Now the cat I don't understand, unless it laid a couple of "eggs" in there.. surely it has a voice? It can make it's presence known when locked in?

As for the "obnoxious cousins"... start making out that you wouldn't mind getting off with them.. assuming female.. that should get them well away from marriage drunkenness possibilities.. If male just ban the rednecks.. easy way to keep rednecks out? put beer and possum stew on the back porch.. That keeps them at bay for hours. You will need a vast amount of beer to ensure unconsciousness for the required time for the ceremony and the hasty exit But we all know.. redneck+limitless beer=much snoring... hehehe

 

Jesus Jan I love you, your posts always make me smile!

1) 5'2" 113, I know for a fact because she constantly weighs herself.

2) Her cat is the most annoying, devilish piece of crap ever created. That piece of sh!t has completely destroyed my right arm, scratches all over the place. Her "cute" cat usually sleeps in my parents room (jesus yes, we live with my parents), so she thought the cat was in there....nope. He was shuddering in a corner, in the rather small closet (6 hours, now what)!

3) 3 cousins, 15, 16, and 18. All total pieces of crap, the type that like replaying 2 girls 1 cup time over time. Now ya get me?

I swear Jan, if you were in the states, I would buy you a plane ticket so you could attend the ceremony. I know comedy would for sure ensue!

 

Nah.. comedy.. I prefer a good funeral to a wedding any day. No chance of a rematch see?
Teenagers.. the beer plan is on then?
That damn cat.. stick your foot right up it's bum and kick the ---- to kingdom come.. then see if it comes back. Slug pellets work well

Am I the only person on the planet who hasn't seen this 2 girls 1 cup thing whatever it is? I can guess what it is about.. I get quite a lot of russian and german stuff to transcode

 

I just got Rick Roll'd...and to think I said I love you

 

hehehehe.. and you were hoping for what from the link?

Gotcha Oscar in the post XD... ohhh the humanity!

 

@svstang i feel sorry for you. no enormous delight once in a while = depression for me

why do women think that we should stick to conjugal roles?

i like cooking and sometimes cleaning but she hates me doing it

i thought its every woman's dream to have a man that helps around the house?

 

@stang

Hire a maid-cook live-in and a hooker every once in a while; you'll come out a lot richer in the end! LMAO. Good luck.

 

Knowing you got exactly what you paid for.. crabs and all?

How about the services we provide that you can't pay for? Those week long sulks that have no apparent cause or reason. The constant moaning about you drinking all weekend with your pals. Hiding the TV remote when Riki Lake is due to start.. Y'know.. the sure signs that you are in a relationship that is built on solid foundations.

 

Damm after reading this post, I guess I'm not the only one with no life. LOL
Get up goto to work, do a little work around the house, read a bit, watch some movies and waste a shit load of time talking to a couple clowns on Aim called Trippy and Goodswipe.

O well off to the hardware store for some rope and 500lb capacity tackle block.

P.S. For the love of God Stang don't kiss trippy, he'll follow you like a lost puppy.

 

you forgot to mention the part where you build an igloo...and then have rough sex with several polar bears.......freak'en Canadians..... their always leaving something out of the picture.....

 

Dude, I know exactly what you are talking about. I have no idea how my girlfriend puts up with my shit. She's definitely a keeper, just for that reason. We plan on getting married some time soon, not to sure when though.

 

O yeah, damm how could I forget.
There's nothing better than cuddling with a polar bear after the deed is done, they are all soft and furry.
As for the igloo, we found out about something called wood about a week ago, we're going to try and start building stuff with it, I'll let you know how it goes.
Hey trippy we're down to two feet of snow now. >.<

 

heretic!!!! thats impossible....the Canadian empire had a spell put on it over a 1000 years ago banishing it and its French inhibiter's to live for ever in a land of snow....let global warming come you shall still be
frozen Frenchy's!!