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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Nephilim, Mar 31, 2004.

  1. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    well man, when someone is sitting in the drivers seat and yelling "hey f*ck you, you f*cking c*cksucker" I'd say he started it.
     
  2. stzd8

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    man,

    I had a friend who supped up his accord so much I laughed at him. "hey does it come with missiles?" Cuz he had one of those stupid wings in the back so high you can see if you are on reverse.

    Anyways, he challenged me so I beat him on my Acura Cl, without any of the add-on shit... lol
     
  3. Prisoner

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    Finally looked at the disc it website. I have a pen duck taped to a board I could sell you for $20. That thing is so stupid. but I do bet that they have sold a lot in the states. Don`t mean anything against Americans, but there are some really gullable ones.
     
  4. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    For those unable to roll a meatball,

    [​IMG]

    Once again, I can't believe there's people out there that buy these things - and I agree they're mostly Americans :)

    Here's a site where you can buy all the stupid crap they sell on TV - priceless stuff here fellas!

    http://www.tvhaseverything.com/index.html

    Ron Popeil Rules!!!
     
  5. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    For those who like to paint in the dark - a lighted spray paint holder!

    [​IMG]

    I can see a huge market for graffitti artists.
     
  6. Prisoner

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    I like how the light spray thing is in the shape of a gun. If you out late at night and some cop pulls you out and your holding that thing. I would expect him her to shoot you. Test out you hobby Neephilim.
     
  7. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    I think I'll pass on that one :) Wasn't there supposed to be a wink at the end of that?

    Prisoner is out to rub me out! He's going to wait in the shadows and take me out with a sharpened Meatball Magic :0
     
  8. Prisoner

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    Ya I just re read that and the wording is not what was intended. But is funny reading it straight. I mean to put pauses and not imply that you personly had the plastic gun, but were rather the cop. Oh well.

    Wink?

    do you mean like :p or :) or :(

    Or add an LOL like this

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Prisoner

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  10. ellizit

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    look, someone has taken the 5.25" bay lighter one step farther:

    http://www.thermaltake.com/accessories/xray.htm

    Now you won't have all the advantages of having a lighter inside of your computer, but instead of spilling your drink next to your computer, why not spill it all over the front!
     
  11. aXidburn

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    oooh cuz who doesnt need a cup folder coming out of the computer!!!
     
  12. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    LOL Prisoner - I want a fuzzy ebola!


    I can't believe thermaltake actually makes that drink holder.

    How about a big slurpee machine that not only serves up slurpees at your desk but also feeds your water cooling system with ice-cold slurpee juice to keep that CPU nice and cold :)
     
  13. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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  14. Prisoner

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    Now would you really want to be palming your sperm all day? I don't think this is very practical.
     
  15. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    I hate it when the mouse sticks to my hand when I get up out of my chair.
     
  16. Prisoner

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    Furry palms wouldn`t be good either.

    But you could decrease your risk for cancer.
     
  17. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    *off topic but funny nontheless*

    I actually worked with a guy that had hair on his right palm - no lie.

    I'm a construction electrician and worked with this old guy who, years back, had gotten hit on the line side of a high voltage transformer. The current entered his left hand and traveled through his chest and out his right hand (lucky bastard too - 99.9% it kills you going through your chest like that). When it exited his right hand it burned a big hole in his palm so they grafted a big piece of his (very hairy) belly skin to his palm.

    What I could never figure out is why he left it all hairy instead of shaving it.
     
  18. Prisoner

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    I hate shaving every day, could imagine shaving your palm every day!! That would be too much. I would just become a stand up comedian, good cheech and chong jokes.

    Lets see if this starts a fight as a new pointless product:
    [​IMG]
     
  19. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Here's a good one.......

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Prisoner

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    Hey, I was actually considering buying that thing. Well the next model up without the stupid side thing ont the right. But now looking at the this one:
    [​IMG]

    As it doesn't require an amazing sound card.
     

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