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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Auslander, Apr 16, 2005.

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  1. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    must have been a lie, liar liar pants on fire!!!
     
    ddp, Apr 17, 2005
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  2. Auslander

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    maybe i shouldn't roll around in that flammable paste?
     
    Auslander, Apr 17, 2005
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  3. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    is 1 of many ways of getting a hot ass!!!
     
    ddp, Apr 17, 2005
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  4. Auslander

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    and speaking of my girlfriend....lol
     
    Auslander, Apr 17, 2005
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  5. ddp

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    yesssss?????
     
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  6. Auslander

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    i was just implying that my gf has a hot ass; can't you take a joke, ddp? or are you still couring Neph? ;-P
     
    Auslander, Apr 17, 2005
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  7. ddp

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    give me your girlfriend & you can have Neph!!
     
    ddp, Apr 18, 2005
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  8. Auslander

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    i'll keep my gf, but you can have any of the three other lovely ladies that are currently pawing at my door :) and no, i don't mean they aren't human; they're all rather cute homo sapiens, actually, lol
     
    Auslander, Apr 18, 2005
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  9. ddp

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    black mail material????
     
    ddp, Apr 18, 2005
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  10. Auslander

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    not against me, as i keep turning them away :p
     
    Auslander, Apr 18, 2005
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  11. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    heh heh, i'll believe you when thousands wouldn't!!!
     
    ddp, Apr 18, 2005
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  12. Auslander

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    just got a text message from one of them now. yet, i steadfastly remain loyal and have to turn them down. mecares too much for my lady friend :)


    here's a question: what would the world be like if you woke up tomorrow and everyone was the opposite sex?
     
    Auslander, Apr 18, 2005
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  13. clouser

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    why is it that people are creeped out when i stare at them for 10 minets with out blinking?
     
    clouser, Apr 18, 2005
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  14. ddp

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    maybe they think you are dead or an alien!!
     
    ddp, Apr 18, 2005
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    Or on crack. If you really wanna freak someone out, sit at a red light when someone's next to you and just lay on the horn and don't let go. Also you have to stare at them all crazy like you just got out of the mental asylum, without looking at anything else.
     
    squizzle, Apr 18, 2005
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  16. Auslander

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    ^i think i'll try that today.
     
    Auslander, Apr 19, 2005
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    One of my friends did that when I was in the car with him. I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life. The people next to us actually ran the red light. We caught up to them though hehehehe...
     
    squizzle, Apr 19, 2005
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  18. sljusevi

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    i dont get it what is this thread about could someone plz inform me
     
    sljusevi, Apr 20, 2005
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  19. ddp

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    ask auslander as he started the thread!!
     
    ddp, Apr 20, 2005
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  20. Auslander

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    it's another crap thread thrown together to bring some more humor to AD as well as to introduce odd or unusual questions into the geek-stream to bring enlightment, trivial knowledge, or help with a philosophical pursuit.

    with that in mind, would horses still make good pets if they were carnivorous? lol.
     
    Auslander, Apr 20, 2005
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