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Silly Laws

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by rap4life, Jun 3, 2005.

  1. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    better fuel economy, more efficient power transfer, and you don't have to be a certified technician to confidently crack one open...yup, you can't be a manual transmission :)

    speaking of bad drivers, i had a run-in with a hick in his big F250 w/ a trailer today. the road i live on is big enough for two cars to go by each other, and the speed limit is 30 mph. however, coming over a hill on a blind turn while doing approximately 50 mph, this genius decided to drive in the middle of the road. i had to bounce my car up on the shoulder and almost onto the base of a hill next to the road to keep from hitting this ass-screw, and he still missed me by inches. he never even made an attempt to slow down or get in his lane. wish i had gotten his plate number.
     
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  2. rap4life

    rap4life Guest

    this thread is called silly laws. why are you talking about cars.
     
  3. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    car laws bring up tangents about cars :)
     
  4. philipman

    philipman Regular member

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    That is all that he does.
     
  5. aabbccdd

    aabbccdd Guest

    yeah coop i agree with you on the driving at 16 maybe it should be 17 or 18 we had two girls here that were driving 95 MPH. and both were killed hitting a tree and three other people were hurt bad too . the girl had her licence TWO DAYS.
     
  6. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    if her parents had enforced things a little better, that wouldn't have happened. she would have probably done the same thing at 18
     
  7. djscoop

    djscoop Active member

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    true parenting and proper training equals a better driver, and I'm sure you all are good drivers, I'm not accusing you all of driving reckless, I'm just comparing the way my friends and I were back then as compared to now, our mid-20s. I do beleive that the overall traffic accidents nation wide would definately go down if the driving age was 18.
     
  8. baabaa

    baabaa Active member

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    Well, here in the Safety Valve - 'the off topic law' is laxed, therefore we can...................LMAO............
     
  9. Mr_Taz_UK

    Mr_Taz_UK Regular member

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    In Chester it is still legal to shoot a welshman with a bow and arrow if he is found within the city walls after midnight !!!!
     
  10. baabaa

    baabaa Active member

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    A rule that is very close to my heart...............LMAO........only kidding welshies..............
     
  11. aabbccdd

    aabbccdd Guest

    i hope so lol iam welsh
     
  12. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    start waling then about that law
     
  13. rap4life

    rap4life Guest

    [bold]Texas Crazy Law[/bold]

    -It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
    -A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
    -It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
    -The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
    -When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
    -It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
    -You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
    -A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
    -It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
    -It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
    +Abilene
    -It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
    +Austin
    -Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
    +Beaumont
    -Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
    +Borger
    -It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
    +Clarendon
    -It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
    +El Paso
    Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."
    +Houston
    -Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
    -It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
    +Galveston
    -It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
    +Jasper
    Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.
    +LeFors
    -It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
    +Lubbock County
    -It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.
    +Mesquite
    -It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
    +Port Arthur
    -Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
    +Richardson
    -It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.
    -It is illegal to do "U Turns".
    +San Antonio
    -It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
    -It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
    +Temple
    -No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
    -You can ride your horse in the saloon.
    -Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
    +Texarkana
    -Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
     
  14. djscoop

    djscoop Active member

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    this is really starting to get old man...
     
  15. rap4life

    rap4life Guest

    i agree so can a mod close this for me please, i will not pay.
     
  16. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    than why did you post it than if you thought it was getting tired!!!
     
  17. baabaa

    baabaa Active member

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    There is a law on Afterdawn, if you do want a thread closing, then you will have to pay.......................

    Also, the mods prefer to close threads when rules of the forum have been broken, so go break a few........................LMAO.........
     
  18. rap4life

    rap4life Guest

    i will pass. i dont want to get banned. even though i have other forum websites. this is the best.
     
  19. baabaa

    baabaa Active member

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    I am really giggling right now................

    You got that right...........................
     
  20. Alien13

    Alien13 Guest

    yeah i agree, the [bold]BEST[/bold].
     

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