History Quotes ( yes, i be a history nerd) 1.Et tu, Brute? 2.Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. 3.It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave. 4.The victor will never be asked if he told the truth. 5.What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world. These are quite tough, but mental sweats are always good. No googling cheaters.
heres a few of my favorites, some easy some hard. all from movies i own: 1.(guy one): And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man. (guy two): You mean... beyond pacifism? 2. This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules 3.(guy one): Death for running a stop sign? (guy two): And for being a banker. That's the double death 4. Remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you 5. (guy one)o you have anything to declare, sir? (guy two): Yeah. Don't go to England. 6.Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. had to look up the dialoge for that last one
man-1: what would you do with a million dollars? man-2: aww man i tell you what I'd do man, two chics a the same time. man-1: two chics at the same time? man-2: yeah man, i've always wanted to do that, and if I was a millionaire i think i could pull that off, chics dig guys with money. man-1: well not all chics dig guys with money. man-2: the kind of chics that would double up on a guy like me do. man-1: good point.
@Pulsar veni,vidi.vici.. I came, I saw I conquered Julius Caesar announces victory over Pharnaces to the Senate in Rome.
mmmm yeah...i'm going to go ahead and sort of.. disagree with you there. really? how much time would you say you spend on these TPS reports every week? mmm yeah
Irelands quote, where is a UMBRELLA when ye need one when it RAINING? quote i is at ye service said the girl,could ye use me boob UMBRELLA!
quote The RIAA and MPAA: Dumb p2p news view / p2pnet: One of the problems with using a "Shock and Awe" strategy in battle is that you can never tell if it works. Imagine Mel Gibson's William Wallace in Braveheart announcing to his small army of Scotsmen, "Aye, the only reason we beat the fooken English is because we lifted our kilts and waved our genitals aroond". A blood spattered Celtic warrior turns around and replies, "Nah, fightin' for our homes and families gave us the courage to fight and defeat them". "It was the cock-waving I tell yer!" screams Wallace. READ IT ALL HERE http://p2pnet.net/story/8082
WHO SAID THAT, Quote:To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times........
@Ireland ....Mark Twain. He also said, "Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lie down and nap until it passes". A man after my own heart!
Who said, and in what movie, "Your age might be your business, but it looks like you've been in business for years!"
This might be a bit off and spelling incorrect but what about: "Do you smoke, Mr. Worthing?" "Ahh...yes, Lady Brachnal, ahh...I confess that I do!" "I am pleased to hear it ... I feel that men of even the highest station should have an occupation of some sort" My apologies to the purists...not quite properly quoted, I'm sure.
Quote:To be ignorant of what happened before you were born is to be ever a child. For what is man's lifetime unless the memory of past events is woven with those of earlier times?
