My wife and I were separated for about one year. I proceeded to move in with my girlfriend during the separation. After the girlfriend and I had sex one afternoon, I screwed up and called her by my wife's name. I can tell you that was one of the biggest Shitstorms I ever witnessed. The next day she left for work, and I said, "See you when you get home." As she drove off, I called my friend and told him to get his ass down to my place to help move me out. She got home that afternoon to an empty apartment (except for a few of her belongings). That was the second biggest Shitstorm I had ever seen, but damn did it feel good.
In college, a bunch of friends and I used to sit out on the porch and make fun of people as they walked by. We called out the wrong dude. He came back with the Ohio State Rugby team and they proceeded to beat the shit out of us.
that must of hurt & maybe taught you a lesson not to poke fun at people as you don't know if those words will come back & hurt you & your wallets
I have another dumb car story. I went to a lake with my girlfriend now wife. It was at a rustic campground so there were no phones around or people for that matter. There was this sand boat launch and for whatever reason that I don't know I decided to drive and just put my front wheels slightly in the water. The front wheels went in good but the back wheels didn't want to leave. It was a rear wheel drive car and I proceeded to bury my wheels about six inches into the sand. I tried for about an hour to get my car out. Luckily some one finaly drove through and gave a ride to my wifes grandpa's house and he used his truck to pull me out. I will post more stories as I think of them. I have tons.
" what color was your navigater?" Black, and it wasn't mine's. My brother had convinced my dad to use it to usher the groomsmen to the reception hall, and I was driving.
and now a fireworks story i went to visit my relitives in texas a few years ago my older bro went with me (hes a fusking bumhole) we baught some fire works there my bro had a great time lighting them and throwing them at people one he threw one to close to my face it blew up right in my face and hurt like hell and my nro dident even apolgize what a fusking dickhead;(
when i was a kid me and some friend were going to take a bowling ball and rolling it into a busy street. well the very first ball we rolled went under a car and the wheels got a hold of it and did some major damage. funny thing was, it was my dad driving home from work in his new (6 month old) car. he was pissed about it for a year and he never found out it was me. maybe one day i will tell him it was me.
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