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  1. tocool4u

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    Whourdady is dnglebry....Neph, he is mad because you suspended his account...

    dnglebry...Please Leave you deserved to go with all of your comments and flames against people

    Edit: It said in his profile but he erased it......But if you do an IP check I gurentee it is him.
     
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  2. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    Not entirely true whucanspell, for example I could say this....


    I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

    You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

    You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

    You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

    P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

    about you and I doubt if Neph would even blink an eye. However, If I were to say this to you...

    Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

    You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.

    You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

    Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

    You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

    You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbour for setting fire to his lawn decorations.

    Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.

    People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.

    Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.

    Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you through that scuba mask.

    You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge.

    You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.

    Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your little illusion.

    You collect dead windowsill flies.

    Every time the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"

    You like cats. Especially with mayo.

    You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island because they weren't rescued.

    You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.

    You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.

    Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.

    Melba toast excites you.

    When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him because "the napkins have ears."

    You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.

    You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.

    You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a stalk.

    You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough)

    People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a boysenberry.

    You keep thinking this is the year for the Red Sox.

    You despise the voices in your head, especially the one that speaks only Hindi.

    You see migrating flocks of ducks in the fall and only your attachment to the toaster keeps you from joining them.

    The person you always talk to is invisible to everyone but you.

    You like reading lists like this.


    And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desertrat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

    On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dankand filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.


    Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

    Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

    You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

    You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

    At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.

    I would probably be banned myself, that is why I choose not to say the above about you, but instead only toss my remarks in your direction...which is perfectly in line with the rules. Not directly insulting you, only indirectly and thus retaining my freedom of speech here at AD. To you sir I bid a fair adieu.
     
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  3. ddp

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    loco, your trademark speech??
     
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    Ah i thought whourdady was dnglebry. Just by the wording and every thing. He/she could still be a different person thoguh. Who knows?
     
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    What If Food Was Dirty

    And Sex Was Clean? (you mean it's not??)

    When you think of it, there are only two things people need. You got to have sex. You got to have food. That's it. You don't need clothing, shelter, or TV. Okay, maybe TV, but otherwise, it's sex and food. But for some reason, some people think sex is dirty. Maybe God was a Republican. Somebody said, "All right, you want to propagate, go ahead, but only late at night, with all the doors closed, man on top, once a week, that's it." But not only can you eat the charred decaying flesh of other major mammals, you can do it in broad daylight and invite all your friends to watch: "Hey, Chuck, why don't you come over on Sunday? We're going to kill a pig, cut him up, burn him, and eat him. Bring the kids, have a hell of a time."

    What if they had been switched around? What if, through a simple twist of fate, sex was clean but food was dirty? Our entire culture would change. Food would become a four-letter word

    "Two burgers and a bag of fries. Crinkle cut."

    When people got angry at you, they'd yell out "Oh yeah? Well, food you. Suck cheese you Popsicle slurper." Punks in passing cars would flip you the fork. Flashers would have pizzas strapped to their chests. "Ohmigod. It's a pepperoni." Locker room talk would change. "Hey, man, how'd you do this weekend?" "Two burgers and a bag of fries. Crinkle cut." Garlic would be illegal in most Southern states. Supermarkets would check I.D.'s and charge admission to the poultry section. Frederick's of Hollywood would feature peekaboo napkins and day-of-the-week paper plates. Foreplay would be listed as a menu selection. Vice squads would conduct raids on backyard barbecues. "All right, put down your meat. Just back away from the buns,
    mister." Vegetarians would be prohibited from becoming teachers and a lot of them would move to the Bay Area. Hookers would become cooks. You'd be accosted on street corners by plump ladies in Day-Glo aprons. "Hey, big boy, looking for a hot meal? Wanna crack some crab?" Fudamental Christians would make meat and potatoes a religious tenet. Many sexual positions would be found to be carcinogenic. Parents would tell their children not to play with their food or they'll go blind. Kids would remember the first time their mother caught them marinating.

     
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  7. tocool4u

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    @Face123
    I can gurentee(SP) It is him.....Earlier he had in his my.afterdawn profile that he was dnglbry....And whourdady has the same pic in his my.afterdawn as dnglbry had...Trust me I know it is.
     
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  8. ireland

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    and this Insults is for whourdady,



    50 Useful Insults




    1. Shouldn't a guy with your IQ have a low voice too?
    2. After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
    3. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.
    4. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
    5. You are as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.
    6. You've got diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
    7. I wonder whether you'd still be an idiot if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
    8. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
    9. Your job must be to spread ignorance.
    10. Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be left out alone.
    11. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
    12. You should need a license to be that ugly.
    13. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
    14. Every boy has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
    15. Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass.
    16. You have the IQ of lint.
    17. You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
    18. You are living proof that man can live without a brain.
    19. People would follow you anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
    20. I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
    21. I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
    22. I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
    23. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame.
    24. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be.
    25. I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
    26. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
    27. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
    28. If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
    29. If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.
    30. If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself.
    31. I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
    32. I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
    33. It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter.
    34. I've come across decomposing bodies that are less offensive than you are.
    35. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission.
    36. Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
    37. Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
    38. People can't say that you have absolutely nothing. After all, you have inferiority!
    39. Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
    40. Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
    41. The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.
    42. We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.
    43. We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
    44. When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
    45. When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
    46. When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
    47. You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
    48. You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.
    49. You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
    50. Aren't you the poster child for birth control?
     
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    Yeah you "probably" right. Any ways shouldent he get banned? Beats me im no mod.
     
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    LOCOENG

    i do not remember where i got it from,all i know its on my computer external hd dated from around 2003 in my joke file...

    jokes like this

    Home Remedies

    It is always important to have a plan of action ready in case an unfortunate event occurs at home. Here are some helpful tips that could really help out...

    1. If you are chocking on an ice cube don't panic. Simply pour a kettle of freshly boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage almost instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

    3. Avoid argument with the missus about lifting toilet seat by simply using the sink.

    4. High Blood pressure sufferers: Make an incision in your left or right wrist and bleed yourself for several hours, reducing the pressure in your veins.

    5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough

    7. Avoid the mess when your toilet backs up, use the yard.

    Of course we don't recommend you actually use any of these remedies, they are for humor purposes only.

     
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    Golfing Injury
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.

    The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

    The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in obvious agony.

    The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.

    "Ummph, oooh, noooo... I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

    But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage his privates.

    She then asked him, "How does that feel?"

    He replied still in agony, "It feels great, but it doesn't do a thing for my thumb. It still hurts like hell!"
     
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  13. gerry1

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    I don't know who stole what from whom but I love that speech. I want to send it to my boss.
     
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  14. ireland

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    all anything i post is free to use by anybody..
    as i do not own the stuff,
    so in fact it is not stole from me...
     
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    I will not use it again and I will remove it from my blog.

    Proper credit where credit is due....good night gentlemen.
     
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    LOCOENG,sorry

    do not be mad,i only linked it so all can get a copy of what ye posted in case it was not the total post..

    i should of explained my reasoning behind the link

    as i was posting to a guy on another web site...at that time..its yours to use any time ye want

    i am leaving too,see ye all...
     
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    ahaha i cant believe a missed another good thread..
     
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    shame of you, anubis!!
     
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    shame on you! how many times did this thread go off-topic and u havnt closed it?? :p (i'm just playing, please dont kill me..)
     
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    ban, ban, ban!!!!!!!
     
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