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The Ferret Thread!

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Auslander, May 29, 2005.

  1. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    don't knock your computer over or you might be a fried half wolf. eeewwwwwww!!!!!! stinky!!!!!
     
  2. Auslander

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    don't worry, i'm good now. needed a little time out in the fresh air, fighting with a weed-eater to clear my mind. hullo!
     
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    it will clear your mind alright as it will clean your brain out of your skull!!!
     
  4. Auslander

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    thank god i don't do it for fun :p
     
  5. Auslander

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    i still love ferrets. someone ferret me.
     
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    BAM! totally forgot about this thread...any newcommers out there a fan of the ferret?
     
  7. Auslander

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    i went through every other thread in the safety valve tonight right up to page 86 and decided to revive interesting ones. this was one ^.~

    yes, all, speak of your ferrety love. ferrets rock!

    and anthro ferrets are cool. i've got some in my screensaver :) they're a staple on the Roomies! comic.

    anyone ever watch a ferret slide under a door? it's entertaining.
     
  8. janrocks

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    I like cockroaches...mind you, I have about 500 living in my kitchen so it's as well I do.

    (how in the hell can jesus love anybody? the guy is dead 2000 years..strange bug..saw a picture about bush and jesus when I hit reply. Been deleting posts?)

    Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?......sold his soul to Santa
     
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  9. Auslander

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    it's better than him worshipping Dog...or is it? :p

    what if God is a chicken? where would ol' Colonel Sanders be then?

    okay, back to ferrets....

    i wish i had a ferret tail...or a ferret to keep me company in the dorm.
     
  10. janrocks

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    You'll need some duct tape as well...make sure you have the right end in the dark.. LMAO ;)
     
  11. Auslander

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    okay, ya lost me on that one.

    *scritches head*
     
  12. janrocks

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    It's a relative size thing...and those teeth are sharp!!

    I'm going to shut up now.. :lol:

    [​IMG]
     
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    its a sick dirty joke...i beleive he's referring to putting a cute innocent little rodent where the sun don't shine...
     
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  15. Auslander

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    jan, that is the cutest ferret pic set i've ever seen. i'm saving it!

    scoop: don't you mean "she's", not "he's,", lol. jan's a sicko :p

    ferrets rule! especially when they sleep on your forehead.
     
  16. janrocks

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    More from "cute"

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    Seasonal too
     
  17. Auslander

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    that makes me go "awwww" like you wouldn't believe.
     
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    AWWWWW... these ferrets just had a bath!
    [​IMG]
     
  19. gerry1

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    Hmmm...I like the eyes. Ferrets from hell maybe? A buddy of mine had two of them; if mine, I think they would have have been with the chestnuts roasting on the open fire. Damned things were always knocking stuff over ... even in the middle of the night; I don't think they sleep. And they STINK! I don't mean a little stinky as someone suggested but a stink you notice when you the second you walk in.

    Anyone know why they made them illegal in CA? While I'm clearly not very fond of the little critters, I can't imagine why they're illegal.
     
  20. Auslander

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    people were setting them loose and it was having a detrimental effect on the environment, ger.

    they only stick if you don't have them de-scented and don't regularly bathe them. i used to have ferrets and i can tell you it wasn't hard to keep their smell down.
     

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