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The (Gm's Good Eats) Food Thread !!!

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by iluvendo, Aug 18, 2008.

  1. 1bonehead

    1bonehead Guest


    I'm hungry and I want some (all) of that dee-licious Texas luncheon meat !!!
     
  2. greensman

    greensman Regular member

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    Part 1 and part 3 addressed in "Prime Rib post"!!

    For the overly sensitive.... PLEASE DO NOT read on.. it could upset your social opinion of a liked and maybe "loved" member at AD!!! ;)


    Part 2... do you really want people to know that you're a professional sperm donation junky??? I know that those "banks" pay you lots of money and you "provide" them with lots of "product" but unfortunately it's NOT all yours is it?? Well that should "blow" it out of proportion shouldn't it?? :p

    ....gm
     
  3. iluvendo

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    So far part 2 is just a definition of the gigolo that I am.

    How else did you think I could have made $2351 (plus twenty in tips...in quarters...from a little old lady) this weekend in Vegas.

    Also in Vegas,I deposit in the "Bank of Jane"


    Nothing new under the sun have you reported. I am a professional.
     
  4. 7thsinger

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    You guys are killing me. I've been laughing like a loon for the last several minutes. My customer's are starting to worry. :D
     
  5. greensman

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    I think this has been "blown" out of proportion and we should get back to FOOD!!!

    I've meant nothing by my comments and you've been the true gentleman you are and have kept it civil and amicable. Your profession may NOT be the most respected but you sir are very respected and "looked up" to.

    NOW on to food. :)

    Mid-afternoon snack for all. ;)
    just for iluvendo
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    what a messy plate of goodness
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    who doesn't like fried pie?
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    what an "erection". ;) ........................... of onions that is. :D
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    ...gm
     
  6. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    Well it obviously looks like a pan full of dild...nevermind, I forgot who you were posting them for.
     
  7. iluvendo

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    Them small dogs you got in Texas. Mine are bigger. Maybe that is why I get paid more than you.


    But, I am forgetting my manners.

    Gm, a fine "spread" you present. many thanks

    You just helped me work up a new appetite !!!
     
  8. iluvendo

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    A late lunch today

    Pastrami
    with dills of course !



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  9. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    Now that's what I'm talking about...you can have the dills though.
     
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    I love finger food!!
     
  11. McGreg08

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    holy smokes. that's not a breakfast is it? it's got a chicken fry and other lunch or dinner food. and there's so much. you guys must all be gluttonous masses of hunger crazed men.

    what the heck is dild? i looked that up and couldn't find anything.

    are you serious? you mean like Deuce Bigalo Gigolo type stuff? i'm a bit naive i guess. i've never heard of anyone having that profession.

    http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/17/693374#4255751
    ^^^^ i don't even want to post that again. are you guys just messing with me or are you serious? i think that i need to take a break from the good eats thread!

    now this makes me think you guys are pulling our leg or something. 7thzinger please PM or something to let me know what's going on here. i thought my anime reference was a little out of line but you guys are nuts. sorry for the food reference.
     
  12. 7thsinger

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    You have no idea. You're hanging with the big dogs now!

    Food reference is what we're after McGreg08. Why iluvendo's profession got brought up, i still don't know. Hence my uncontrollable laughter. Let me assure you, the women open there mouths for iluvendo's...ahem, trade. Sorry for the harsh reference.

    And lastly...this one:

    I'm not touching this one with a ten inch...oh, nevermind. :)

    Had some rather tasty spicy Chinese beef and noodles tonight. Really hit the spot. I washed it down with some Sapporo. (i know the beer is Japanese, not Chinese but who's afraid of a little mix-n-match?
     
  13. greensman

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    iluvendo... NOW that's a sammich!!!! yummy.... unlike our locomotive engineer the pickles will not be discarded. you need some dills wit dat meal!! :D

    McGreg08 you make me laugh. Use google and see what you get. DON'T blame it on me tho. OH and btw.. you need to go ahead and try a Texas chicken fry for breakfast some day. You might need to bring along your gf tho.... hehehehee. She might know what to do with something so "big". :D

    Oh I'm shedding some tears too! heheheehe. :p

    Evening snack anyone? I'll let someone else provide a "spread". I'll be back in a while to see what you lot come up with... :p

    ....gm
     
  14. ferguj1

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    Holy cow, 7th my friend, you are in the wrong profession! The other two numbskulls already had me laughing so hard I couldn't hardly see, then I read your post and liked to fell out of my chair. :D
     
  15. iluvendo

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    friends, let me assure you, I am a strictly "oral" sort of guy, strictly "oral"
     
  16. iluvendo

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    McGreg


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    Loco can't spell, and in his haste he left out a few letters. The full spelling is

    dilaudid


    Please look this word up




    Originally posted by 7thzinger:



    7thZinger ???
     
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  17. ferguj1

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    There are days when that name suits him rather nicely!
     
  18. 7thsinger

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    I occasionally have verbal accidents that result in mild humor. :)

    I actually missed that until it was pointed out.
     
  19. garmoon

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    gm

    The prime roast beef was to die for. Damn now I'm hungry. Can't work-no power-just eating-not good! LMAO Hoping to lose 30lbs when a$$ falls off.
     
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  20. greensman

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    Well since you people didn't come thru last night I'll just have to post some this morning... :D
    breakfast buffet
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    same thing but different... didn't want to run out of food!!! :D
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    Now that's a plate of viddles. :D oops time for seconds. :p
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    ...gm
     

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