The (Gm's Good Eats) Food Thread !!!

the pages load fine for me though but i have a cable connection lol

 

It's been nice knowing you ferg, (never,ever, cross a woman)

I hear bryston coming over as I type !

Endo *ducks and hides*

 

Even tho she is very photogenic I see her as one of the guys and I bet she can take a joke just like she can give one.

is NOT needed there buddy.. hehehee.

*runs and hides from endo...... hehehee.

.....gm

 

Endo (good idea) *runs to hide with the gm*

 

All my friends here at AD, this is a private conversation between endo and me, so please just ignore us

Jo



*endo, I see you have a new doggie for a siggie. Well if you like doggies so much, I guess you will be spending more time with your new found friend, and not me*

*endo, you do realise you and ferguj are ever so dead, don't you ?*



Now returning :


Hi all, endo And I were just having a lovely chat (weren't we endo ?)
*endo nods his head*

All is well !(till Jo has the same chat with ferguj1)
*Jo smiles, while endo still licks his flesh wounds*


Jo

 

damn women love being in control don't they, thats why I'm not re-married lol

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started ...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started ...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive ...

So, I took her to a gas station ...

And then the fight started ...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion and I kept staring

at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend ... I understand she took to drinking

right after we split up those many years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started ...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to

me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something

else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf.

Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,

busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

And then the fight started ...


then i asked her what was for dinner! I won't post her response lol

 

Anyone out there know how to treat flesh wounds ?

 

Endo, come on over to mama's place and mama will look after all those nasty wounds (you have).

How did you get all those nasty flesh wounds anyway ?

Jo will make your oweees all better !

 

Haha, I swear I've eaten so much I must have gained 3 pounds in pure fat over the weekend. Ate LOADS of this stuff.

 

Why is there tin-foil in it? That can't taste good.

 

lol

It's a pakistani thing. It's actually silver and it kinda melts in your mouth. You don't taste it. They used to use it in the old days as a sign of wealth(Silver is expensive) and the tradition just carried over. God knows, we're certainly not wealthy anymore! haha


See here is another DELICIOUS dessert. It's also the same foil thing.

 

Lol...just looking at that hurts my teeth.

 

It's VERY soft. Softer than chewy caramel. And the foil just melts in your mouth. OMG it's so delicious.

We own a few thousand acres of farmland in Pakistan. The town closest to our farms made the BEST barfi(that is what it's called) in the world. We used to especially go there just to buy a months supply. hah

 

LMAO! It's called Barfi? Hehe. I'd be curious to try it.

 

Yeah dude, check it out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barfi

 

7thsinger, my friend, be sure you have a sweet tooth, as it is fairly sweet (I've tried it before, and was too sweet for me )


Jo

 

@abuzar

After eating all that foil, can you get HD signals on your set when you touch it??? People also eat gold foil.

 

Bad Mozilla! timed out and then posted it away. Strange

 

I don't have that much of a sweet tooth Jo. I'd be willing to try it anyway though.

 

lol

Can you mail food items? I would so mail some to each of you guys the next time I make it.

lol I already get HD signals. I've accidentally inserted an antenna in my ear once.