friend of mine sent it to me with a bunch of animate pictures with it but don't think it could be copied & paste to here
'Put your wallet away, because I'm paying' 'I am busy this weekend changing the oil in my car' 'My headache has gone now' 'Would you like to see me masturbate for a change' 'You can read my mind' 'I understood that film' 'I don't have to telephone anyone tonight' 'I don't need to use makeup' 'My nails are fine' 'I have enough clothes' 'My friends are coming over, would you like to stick around' 'I have warmed the bed up for you' 'I crashed the car, and it was my fault' 'I have invited your parents round' 'Your ex and I are really good friends' 'That sex was rubbish, try again'
