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Things you're secretly ashamed of

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by attar, Jan 28, 2018.

  1. attar

    attar Senior member

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    I'll go first:


    I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
    It was me that was in the kitchen with Dinah, playing on the old banjo.
    I can testify to the fact that the women and children were first off the Titanic; I know 'cause I was in the last lifeboat dressed as Kate Winslet.
     

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