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I NEED TO KNOW HOW, OMG, LIKE HOW DO I SAY THIS HERE...UMM, HOW DO I GET A PC TO FLY? LIKE, I NEVER FIGURED IT OUT BEFORE, AND YESTERDAY, I MADE IT HOP, BUT IT JUST WASN'T A VERY BIG HOP, SO I NEEDED TO KNOW HOW NOT TO MAKE IT HOP, AND INSTEAD FLY. FLYING IS WAY COOLER THAN HOPPING, AND I'M SURE ALL YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT. I NEED MY PC TO BE ABLE TO FIGHT THE MAC IN A ONE ON ONE MATCH. PROBLEM IS, MAC CHEATS SO I NEED TO MAKE MY PC AS STRONG AS POSSIBLE.

ONE MORE THING, I ALSO NEED TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND DISK TRAYS THAT ONLY COST, LIKE, OMG, 2 BUCKS. I ALSO LIKE PIZZA, AND PIE, AND OTHER THINGS THAT FIT INTO DISK TRAYS FOR LOW AMOUNTS OF MONEY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THOSE?

ONE MORE THING, I ALSO NEED TO KNOW HOT TO FIT THE 567P3 HAMMOCK BOT SYSTEM INTO MY PC. THAT WAY I CAN MAKE MY 6712 DIGITALULTRA SUPER MEGAMOPHONE WORK WIRELESSLY. WITH THE MEGAMOPHONE, I CAN WALK AROUND THE STREET, USING MY COMPUTER, WITHOUT ACTUALLY TOUCHING IT. I ESPECIALLY NEED THIS WHEN I DON'T HAVE QUITE ENOUGH TIME TO GO HOME.

ONE MORE THING,AS WELL, I NEED TO KNOW THE RIGHT SYSTEM FOR HACKING INTO MY SISTER'S COMPUTER. IS IT THE 4003 HACKAMANIA MUTHERKICKER, OR THE BFG NERDTRON 600? THIS WAY, I CAN HACK INTO MY SISTER'S COMPUTER, AND MESS WITH HER. NOTHING ILLEGAL. JUST, TO MESS WITH HER, YA KNOW. MAKE HER MOUSE MOVE WHEN SHE DOESN'T WANT IT TO...AND STUFF.

ONE MORE THING, I LIKE TO PRETEND I'M SUPERMAN, SO DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD THE VIRTUA 2300K100 PICKLEBATTERKICKHITTER MINGKON FINGCHUA PROGRAM? I REALLY NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN PRETEND I AM A SUPERMAN MAN.

ONE MORE THING, I NEED TO FIND A MAC SO I CAN SHOOT IT WITH MY....BFG.

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ONE MORE THING, IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS YOU OBVIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS ENTERTAINING IN SOME WAY AND WILL KEEP YOU FROM GETTING ANGRY AT ME. IF YOU ARE ANGRY AT ME, BAN ME AND I WILL BE ON MY MARY (SP) WAY. I DON'T WANT INFORMATION FROM A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO THINK BITTORRENTING IS ILLEGAL BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE IN SUITS TOLD THEM IT WAS. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GRASS AND LOOK UP, SHEEP. THIS ISN'T REVENGE, NO, I JUST DECIDED I WANTED TO PISS YOU ALL OF, WHY, BECAUSE I'M EVIL. OR AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT YOU ALL ASSUME. NAH, I'M NORMAL JUST LIKE YOU. IN A WAY, I'M SURE I COULDN'T TELL YOU THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUMMINGBIRD 43 WANKER SYSTEM AND 65 800Y PEEYOURPANTS OR DIE PROGRAM OF MYSTERY.

NATE THE GREAT.

 

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