Vanity at it's worst : What's YOUR latest "aquisition" ? thread

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Poor Brandon indeed

Lmao @ thought of mini Dans!

 

okaly dokaly, justin.

everyone still enjoys the molestation story around here. no one wants to believe cops are perverts til they hear about ol' brandon's disturbing run-in.

mini-dans? hell, i wouldn't even have to breed my pygmy hitlers anymore... a micro-dan is a million times better!

 

lol, i am SO trying that next time im with some buddies. man that would be one day I would not soon forget.

 

@Auslander...careful that the cop doesn't rapidly close the window on the ol' peanut!

 

I've just received and installed my amd socket 939 4000+ single core processor .

 

^Excellent^

Super fast single-core

 

Ya buncha pussies, AMD Athlon 64 X2 4800+ FTW! X)

Anyway, today's aquisitions : A hooded zipup sweater, Entertaining Ulcers CD, Rants For The Masses CD *all bought from IllWillPress, AKA Neurotically Yours*, another GB of DDR2 RAM, and a major migraine.

/me drops 2 Vicodin and looks for some beta blockers

 

just recieved my pentuim D dual core yesterday , lovin it so far. Big step up from a skt478 p4.

 

My French is getting rusty so I bought an old book in its original French; it was illegal in the U.S. until the 1960s. It's called "Justine.. ou.. Les Malheurs de la Vertu". That translates to "Justine..or..the story of Virtue Well Chastised" written by the world's greatest story-teller, Donatien Marquis de Sade. Its the story of two sisters ... a religious good girl who lives a life of pain and misery and her sister, a real strumpette who lives in the lap of luxury told only as de Sade can! I'm in for a few days of totally sociopathic reading!

 

Funny that back in the day, the works of De Sade caused so much uproar, considering they're poorly written, and where obviously MEANT to shock.
If only psychiatry had been as evolved as it is today...

AnywayZZ, my latest aquisition : a big box of Stephen King paperbacks.

 

Stephen King is a great author. Escpecially some of his smaller "short stories" that don't get as much press.

Anyway, my latest auqisition would have to be a sandwhich :-D

 

and another aquisition, a crate of murphy's irish red, courtesy of my brother, because it's apparently my birthday *yes, i actually forgot about my own birthday*...

 

friday the 13th, too. that's damn awesome, dan. happy birthday!

 

My latest acquisition? A "write-up" for throwing snow balls on school grounds. The funny part, we(referring to me and some 12 other kids) were off school grounds! They administration at my school has nothing better to do then harass kids for being kids. But it's no big deal, the snowball fight alone was worth it, plus the laugh me and my buddies will get remembering the expressions on the Dean/Prinicipal's face.

 

If you realy want to piss your principle off without doing any harm, take window chalk, and cover all the windows that way he can't drive, and he will need to scrape it off before he can go anywhere! I did it last week! :]

 

From generation to generation, some things never change. Boys will be boys.

 

and auslander will be the guy shooting that them. >.>