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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by squizzle, Jan 19, 2005.

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  1. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    hey Auslander, not me, i'm innocent.
    FartDude, watch it than as a company can only take so many hits like that & they have to cut expenses & you know how they do that, with the pink slip
     
    ddp, Jan 30, 2005
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  2. Auslander

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    you're as innocent as a new-born antichrist, ddp :p
     
    Auslander, Jan 30, 2005
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  3. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    i know that, that is why i can't go upstairs or downstairs as there would be a mutiny, so i'm stuck here to bother you
     
    ddp, Jan 30, 2005
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  4. geestar20

    geestar20 Active member

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    [​IMG] GOODD ONE! -ddp-
     
    geestar20, Jan 30, 2005
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  5. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    i know
     
    ddp, Jan 30, 2005
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  6. Auslander

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    ever have the urge to slap someone with a shovel?
     
    Auslander, Jan 30, 2005
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  7. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    why, do you want me do it to you???
     
    ddp, Jan 30, 2005
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  8. Auslander

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    naw, but there's lots of people that need it. wanna pick up a shovel and help me get the job done? it's fun!
     
    Auslander, Jan 31, 2005
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  9. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    anybody here that might need it???
     
    ddp, Jan 31, 2005
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  10. Auslander

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    i'd say 9 outta 10 newbs.
     
    Auslander, Jan 31, 2005
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    And Auslander ;)
     
    Nephilim, Jan 31, 2005
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  12. squizzle

    squizzle Active member

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    I think a smack in the head with a shovel is something that everyone needs every once in a while, some people need one on a regular basis. It's good for you, keeps you in line. Everyone needs a smack back into reality sometimes.
     
    squizzle, Jan 31, 2005
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  13. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    flat side not edge wise or permanent haircut & head reduction
     
    ddp, Jan 31, 2005
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  14. squizzle

    squizzle Active member

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    I still say a head reduction could benefit some people.
     
    squizzle, Jan 31, 2005
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  15. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    you can clean up the blood & brains than because i'm not
     
    ddp, Jan 31, 2005
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    A head reduction benefits those without a brain, therefore no cleanup required. Just grab the head by the hair and sell on the black market to medical creeps. I think you can fetch a pretty good bit out of some 20/20 eyeballs...lol
     
    zippyd, Feb 1, 2005
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  17. Auslander

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    don't worry, i've had *my* run-in with a shovel for...the year, let's say. for anyone that watches Futurama regularly, don't forget about the "human horn"
     
    Auslander, Feb 1, 2005
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  18. squizzle

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    If you do the head reduction while the patient is in a plastic covered room, you just pick up the plastic and you're all set. Don't forget to dump it in your neighbor's trash.
     
    squizzle, Feb 1, 2005
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  19. Auslander

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    reminds me of a scene in one of the Lethal Weapon movies...maybe the second one...where that South African guy shoots another guy and drops him on the plastic in the lead guys' office. anyhoo, it was funny :)
     
    Auslander, Feb 1, 2005
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  20. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    Auslander, was #2 as murdock' house was still being fixed after being rammed by crack general's henchman gary busey
     
    ddp, Feb 1, 2005
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