what the hell's wrong with the world?...

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by seamonkey, Mar 30, 2004.

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  1. skopas

    skopas Member

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    lol
     
    skopas, Jan 20, 2005
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  2. geestar20

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    i think -big_g-man- had a little bit of too much g-funk
     
    geestar20, Jan 21, 2005
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  3. Toiletman

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    More like G-string.

    Anyway, onto the point. We only see what our minds tell us. For all I know, we could be fish. Which wouldn't be too strange, considering the IQ of people nowdays lol
     
    Toiletman, Jan 21, 2005
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  4. indienemo

    indienemo Guest

    Too much g-ass
     
    indienemo, Jan 21, 2005
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  5. Auslander

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    Auslander for President in 2020!
     
    Auslander, Jan 21, 2005
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  6. Pop_Smith

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    lol *Raises Flag that reads "Auslander for President in 2020"*

    man, i am going to be holding this flag for a while.
     
    Pop_Smith, Jan 21, 2005
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  7. Auslander

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    it may be a while, but i'm way better than ol' georgy.
     
    Auslander, Jan 21, 2005
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  8. epepper9

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    That wouldn't be hard.....

    But at least you dont have howard (eyebrows)

    *shakes fists at howard*
     
    epepper9, Jan 21, 2005
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  9. indienemo

    indienemo Guest

    Would you make it legal law that all women must walk around completely naked?
     
    indienemo, Jan 22, 2005
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  10. Auslander

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    only the ones that pass my personal test of attractiveness. and i'd get a thousand virgins every years. :) call me Attila, lol.
     
    Auslander, Jan 22, 2005
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  11. epepper9

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    Yeah, that would be alright as long as you have good taste, but then all your chicks would get raped, and the only virgins will be nuns :(
     
    epepper9, Jan 22, 2005
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  12. Auslander

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    must you always rain on my parade?
     
    Auslander, Jan 22, 2005
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  13. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    yes & who says all nuns are virgins
     
    ddp, Jan 22, 2005
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  14. Pop_Smith

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    lol, Auslander would make it so all his virgin women would have to live in his palace with him. This would eliminate (or at least narrow down) the chances of them being raped. :)
     
    Pop_Smith, Jan 22, 2005
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  15. Auslander

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    well, if my previous dreams worked out, then i would also develop telekinetic powers and lose the need to sleep. i could use my abilities to protect all virgins, not just my own.
     
    Auslander, Jan 23, 2005
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  16. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    they wouldn't stay virgins long & girlfriend would kill you slowwwwwllly!!
     
    ddp, Jan 23, 2005
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  17. indienemo

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    Remember kids: Family is the hand which holds the head under water.
     
    indienemo, Jan 23, 2005
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  18. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    or above depending on the situation
     
    ddp, Jan 23, 2005
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  19. Auslander

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    i'm afraid of my girlfriend when she gets mad. she's got an "incredible hulk" thing going on.
     
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    Auslander, Jan 23, 2005
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  20. ddp

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    than don't get her mad at you & i know who will be wearing the pants in the family & it won't be you
     
    ddp, Jan 23, 2005
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