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what the hell's wrong with the world?...

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by seamonkey, Mar 30, 2004.

  1. skopas

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    i think -big_g-man- had a little bit of too much g-funk
     
  3. Toiletman

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    More like G-string.

    Anyway, onto the point. We only see what our minds tell us. For all I know, we could be fish. Which wouldn't be too strange, considering the IQ of people nowdays lol
     
  4. indienemo

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    Too much g-ass
     
  5. Auslander

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    Auslander for President in 2020!
     
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    lol *Raises Flag that reads "Auslander for President in 2020"*

    man, i am going to be holding this flag for a while.
     
  7. Auslander

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    it may be a while, but i'm way better than ol' georgy.
     
  8. epepper9

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    That wouldn't be hard.....

    But at least you dont have howard (eyebrows)

    *shakes fists at howard*
     
  9. indienemo

    indienemo Guest

    Would you make it legal law that all women must walk around completely naked?
     
  10. Auslander

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    only the ones that pass my personal test of attractiveness. and i'd get a thousand virgins every years. :) call me Attila, lol.
     
  11. epepper9

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    Yeah, that would be alright as long as you have good taste, but then all your chicks would get raped, and the only virgins will be nuns :(
     
  12. Auslander

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    must you always rain on my parade?
     
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    yes & who says all nuns are virgins
     
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    lol, Auslander would make it so all his virgin women would have to live in his palace with him. This would eliminate (or at least narrow down) the chances of them being raped. :)
     
  15. Auslander

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    well, if my previous dreams worked out, then i would also develop telekinetic powers and lose the need to sleep. i could use my abilities to protect all virgins, not just my own.
     
  16. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    they wouldn't stay virgins long & girlfriend would kill you slowwwwwllly!!
     
  17. indienemo

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    Remember kids: Family is the hand which holds the head under water.
     
  18. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    or above depending on the situation
     
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    i'm afraid of my girlfriend when she gets mad. she's got an "incredible hulk" thing going on.
     
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  20. ddp

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    than don't get her mad at you & i know who will be wearing the pants in the family & it won't be you
     

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