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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by seamonkey, Mar 30, 2004.

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  1. indienemo

    indienemo Guest

    i c..... :)
     
    indienemo, Dec 30, 2004
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  2. ddp

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    Auslander, whats with the rice paper & crayons 1952
     
    ddp, Dec 30, 2004
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  3. Auslander

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    1952 was when the US government accidentally blew up the moon with experimental nukes (all records of it have been destroyed). fortunately for the US, it was during the time of the month when the moon wasn't visible at night ("new moon", right?). over a 48 hours period, they sent 3500 chimps to rebuild the moon from a structure of crayons and wrapped in rice paper. the current moon is only five miles in diameter.
     
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    it's inside the moon where we store JFK's huge porn collection, now.
     
    Auslander, Dec 30, 2004
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    also, i believe all the monkeys' corpses are floating around up there.
     
    Auslander, Dec 30, 2004
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    the moon missions were faked...they were filmed in New Zealand, where nearly a half-century later the LOTR movies were filmed.
     
    Auslander, Dec 30, 2004
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    you haven't been eating enough cereal auslander
     
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    as a final thought, hot glue was also used in construction of the current moon.
     
    Auslander, Dec 30, 2004
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    oh, and our tides are now generated by huge undersea fart machines.
     
    Auslander, Dec 30, 2004
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    the cereal..it fuels the fart machines....AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
     
    Auslander, Dec 30, 2004
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    god...i've made too many posts in the past 5 minutes. oh well. the truth of the dead monkeys must be heard!

    (added content) I GOT THE KEWPIE! IT'S ABOUT FSCKIN' TIME! and yes, the was a reference to system checking. i don't know how it makes sense, but it does.
     
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    got a problem tho, they say the moon is as big as the pacific ocean but your saying only 5 miles so i'd say you are wrong that the moon is made from stinkey ol cheese as reason why man has not gone back to moon in over 25 years
     
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    kewpie doll
     
    ddp, Dec 30, 2004
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    the moon has been growing since '52. the cheese must be the result of a fungus growing around the rice paper.
     
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    meh...the kewpi isn't that great. you can have it back, ddp.
     
    Auslander, Dec 30, 2004
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    uh oh...the cereal supply is running low. where's regor when i need him!?!?!
     
    Auslander, Dec 30, 2004
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    no you keep it as it is all covered in wolf's hair now, i'll get a new one
     
    ddp, Dec 30, 2004
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  18. indienemo

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    aus, pass the spliff!
     
    indienemo, Dec 30, 2004
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    lol, i'm done with my new chew toy. do with it as you wish :p
     
    Auslander, Dec 30, 2004
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    Santa I'm glad you won't be coming back. You never came threw when I wanted my night rider toy car.
     
    mallaug, Dec 30, 2004
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