sadsac To become a Senior Member you must first have your AARP card, be able to go into any Denny's Restaurant on Sundays for 10% off your meal, and have everyone say to you and your wife at the table, hey Bud, is that your daughter?!?!?! <G> I also like that Treet link for Spammers!!!
I always wanted to ride around on one of those Rascal scooters. Maybe when I'm upgraded to "senior", I'll go get one. Hopefully, the nice folks at Afterdawn will send me a card I can use to prove I'm a senior at Dennys. It hink McDonalds gives 10% PLUS a free drink or coffee. Just think of all the benefits. I can become a mall-walker. I can park in all the good spots. I can make people wait 5 minutes for me to cross the street. I can greet people at the door at Wal-Mart. I can go hang out at the local Hardees from 6:00 am, shoot the shit with all the other seniors over a sausage biscuit and the morning paper until 10:00 am, and still be able to catch The Price is Right at 11. I refuse to drive a Buick though! Man, I can't wait to get upgraded!!!
